[kidd]

Oh, for those halcyon days when the people who wrote TV situation comedies were not only witty, but actually had working brain parts and were able to think logically.
Oh, for those halcyon days when scientists who performed research were not only ethical, but actually had working brain parts and were able to think apolically.

[Pecos]

...and then those scientists figured out how to get a salary raise by lying and otherwise manipulating the truth, thus changing themselves from scientists into whores.