How anyone can tell these “satirical” comments from the real ones is beyond me.
Are you sure this is satire?
The Schumer part may be, but Fox says,
The far left has already taken up the cry that this decision somehow undermines democracy, with Senator Chuck Schumer calling it un-American.
Also,
Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote for the majority, it uses censorship to control thought. This is unlawful. The First Amendment confirms the freedom to think for ourselves.
The New York Times excoriates what it terms a disastrous decision that will thrust politics back to the robber-baron era of the 19th century by freeing corporations to deploy their vast treasuries to overwhelm elections and intimidate elected officials into doing their bidding.
Representative Alan Grayson, a Florida Democrat, denounced Citizens United as the worst Supreme Court decision since the Dred Scott case. Jeff Jacoy, Boston globe /2010/01/24/