[John Semmens]

ping

[Jet Jaguar]

Bump

[joethedrummer]

My, my, the arrogance of this creep.

He HAS no plan. He’s never done an OUNCE of work to fix ANYTHING.
He directs OTHER people to ‘make my wishes so...’ -And then blames them after failure.

Anyone remember the movie ‘Chitty-Chitty Bang-bang’? Remember the tyrant who held all those guys in the dungeon forever til somebody created a flying car for him?

Sound familiar?

[JohnLongIsland]

The whatever the problem is “I will raise your taxes.” President.

[crz]

This dude has finally come apart mentally and should be removed from office.

Demented is the word that comes to mind

[FlingWingFlyer]

The Hope and Change II Tour. LOL!

[Grunthor]

“President Hits Campaign Trail in Ohio”

Oh thank you Mr. President. Next could you find it in your busy schedule to go campaign for Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and (in a spirit of bi-partisanship) John McCain in his primary fight with one of those icky conservatives?

Thanks SO much.

[Navy Patriot]

John,

I'm surprised that Obama didn't work in a swipe at Dick Cheney.

It is well known that when Drs. Pelosi and Reid sought consultation with a number of Voodoo doctors in Haiti, Cheney immediately went to his earthquake machine controls at his desk (they are right next to the weather machine controls) and stymied the good doctors consultation with that earthquake.

[smoothsailing]

[camerongood210]

I can’t ever remember 0 referring to Bush by his name. I’ve always heard him say “we inherited this mess” and crap like that. Does anyone know if this is the first time he called him by name?

[wastedyears]

Home run, John.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

The “campaign trail” is the only thing Barky knows...

[Vaduz]

Obama alternately blamed former President George Bush. If your clueless blame someone,I bet Obama when he was in grade school he was one a snitch that ratted out anyone.

[CAluvdubya]

If he keeps up this blame game, even Reid and Pelosi won’t back him.

[smokingfrog]

I was hoping that Zero would put on that football helment those folks in Ohio gave him so that he could have a Dukakis moment, but alas, it did not happen.

I heard that he tried, but his head was too big.

[dayglored]

Always good, but this one is a masterpiece, as the comments attest. Judging by the number of fish thrashing in your "shootin' barrel", you rode the fine line between reality and fiction perfectly.

Cheers again!!

[rockinqsranch]

If the readers that don’t get that it’s satire were edible fish, you’d have a feast on your table tonight John.

Good one indeed. Thanks for the ping.

[monkeyshine]

In related news, for the first time since the index of economic freedom was devised, the US has dropped from the top tier (free) to the second tier (mostly free). Dragging down the US score were poor results in government spending, fiscal freedom, and corruption. Obama’s Press Secretary Robert Gibbs denigrated the significance of the results saying “economic freedom isn’t something we monitor. It’s not on the President’s ‘to do’ list.”

Love it! LOL.