[BattleHymn]

I lost all of my guns in an unfortunate boating accident.

[MaxMax]

I sold all mine at the elementary school yard sale and
I have no idea what those kids have done with them.

[SpinnerWebb]

I lost all of my guns in an unfortunate boating accident.

That was a crazy hunting trip, huh, BH? When the boat capsized, and you had to choose to save me or our entire stockpile, including my AR-15 and my Kimber .40...

Well, I'm mighty glad you saved me and let it all sink to the bottom of... what was the name of that lake up there again?

[CrappieLuck]

What a coincidence, I lost all of mine to rare, middle Tennessee Volcano eruption.

“Welcome to Tennessee. Patron state of lava and stuff”

[SgtBob]

Lost mine in an unfortunate nuclear accident. God, when the cache of rounds cooked off, in concert with the meltdown, it looked like the 4th of July.

I lost my boat in the same incident.

[DesertRhino]

When its time to hide them,,,its actually time to use them.

[CrazyIvan]

I lost all of my guns in an unfortunate boating accident.

As I recall, you had all of mine with you also. No wonder
it capsized.

[Shooter 2.5]

I sold my boat and bought more guns and ammo.

I’m on at least one list the government has. I sent in my fingerprints to the government to buy M-1 Garands and more ammo.

My preparation is being a member of the NRA. The SAF also needs your support.

Only five percent of the gunowners support their Right to Keep and Bear Arms