DUmmie FUnnies 01-05-10 (The Shadow Government and the Zamboni Theory)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 5, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[Las Vegas Ron]

Top three....woo hoo!

[cripplecreek]

Zamboni + shaved ice = hmm

[GSWarrior]

We have to do something before it’s too late.

[Not A Snowbird]

So, where do I sign up for this Shadow Government? I want in!

[NeoCaveman]

top 10

[darkwing104]

This borderlines on insanity but would you expect any less from the DUmmies...

[bcsco]

I wonder why it wasn’t set up so the Shadow was thumbing it’s nose. So, I conclude the Shadow must be waiving to Karl Rove.

[NeoCaveman]

The alternate explanation going around is the "Zamboni Theory." The Zamboni Theory is that Obama being allowed to win was just a temporary break to "resurface the ice," as it were, and was ordered by the Corporate Masters. Bush the Rethug, Obama the DINO, it doesn't matter--the Corporate Masters just change things up from time to time to give us the illusion that it somehow makes a difference.

SO close yet so far.

Obama was put in office to make the anti-war left become the Nobel Peace Prize Award winning pro-war left.

He succeeded.

[Incorrigible]

Obama LIHOP!

[Ballygrl]

Top 20!

[UCANSEE2]

All I want to know is did you go through the ‘decontamination’ process before you posted on FR?

[Ballygrl]

WOW! the stupidity is worse then I thought in DUmmie Land, and I thought they were pretty stupid before, but now? it’s epic stupidity!

[dirtymac]

See! I told you so in another post (see below)! This actually GW’s 9th year as POTUS. Now it is finally recognized by the looney left so I can’t be too far off base. Or am I also delusional?

Prior post

Sorry! But the Obuma’s first year in office was, in reality George Bush’s 9th year. The only thing that worked during Obuma’s first years was the stimulus program (that I am against) that saved the banking industry and was put into effect by, you guessed it, GW. Everything that failed, and there was many failures, were programs and policies that were put into place by GW and grossly mis-managed by Obuma and company. With each failure, they blamed GW. Well, I guess they were able to blame GW because they had not done anything different, change any policy, changed any procedure. so it was no different than if GW had still been in office, except that it would have been better managed.

The one bold initiative that Obuma tried was the circumvention of Constitutional law in Honduras; and guess what? Obuma got his ass handed to him by that really tiny country.

So again, Sorry but 2009 was George W. Bush’s 9th year as POTUS.

[Charles Henrickson]

It can now be revealed who THE Shadow is, I mean, the HEAD Shadow, the power behind the throne, Mr. Big himself, a man you would never suspect. . . . It is none other than . . .

AREC BARRWIN!!

Ably assisted by his "inside man," Obama adviser, "Kurt Grove":

[freedumb2003]

17?

[bcsco]

AREC BARRWIN!!

I thought he left the country. Maybe it was his shadow that left. Heck, I don't know. I don't pay any attention to him.

OTOH, "Who knows what evil in the hearts of men?" I'd bet Arec Barrwin has a clue for sure...

[NoGrayZone]

"This situation may have the potential to allow Obama to play very rough hardball politics. . . . "

Hahahahaha, that one actually made me LOL!!!

[freedumb2003]

Well, uh, well, Diebold, and, uh, no, uh. . . . Hmmm. . . . Well, you see, they lost power as a RUSE! Yeah, that's it! A ruse! It gives the APPEARANCE of losing power, when, uh, mmm. . . . THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT!! The Shadow . . . Government. . . .