Posted on 12/27/2009 7:18:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
I once spent a Christmas in Northern Minnesota with a family of Norwegian origin. I HAVE experienced lutefisk, and I can honestly say that it was frightening, not only to smell, but to eat. God help us...
Thanx for the inspiration, Roscoe!
BONUS PARODY:
RELIEVING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" MIDI
All my bladder's full, I'm ready to go
The stewardess is sayin' no
I hate to wait an hour to drain it dry
But the sign is flashin', we have to sit
The time is over for takin' a sh*t
Already I'm so pissed that I could try
So piss in the aisle with me
Tell me that you'll wait to pee
Hold it till you really have to go
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Oy vey, I have to go
There's so many times I've held it in
So many times I've forced a grin
While squirmin' in my seat until we land
Every flight I've had, we're overdue
Every rule they add, I sit and stew
The time has come for us to take a stand
So piss in the aisle with me
Tell me that you'll wait to pee
Hold it till you really have to go
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Oy vey, I have to go
Now the time has come for action
Before I suffer stool impaction
Their silly rules I must now defy
So when your bowels are feelin' weak
When you would like to take a leak
Just drop your drawers, it's time to let it fly
Piss in the aisle with me
Tell me that you'll wait to pee
Hold it till you really have to go
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Oy vey, I have to go
And the thread just keeps on giving .... nice work!
As sung by “Peter Pulled & Harried”?
A Good One.But the mental image of a plane full of DUmmies relieving themselves (from both ends) in the aisles and seats isn't a pretty one. Bodily fluids are already a Bio-Hazard and with DUmmies, God only knows what alien bugs they have in their system. The CDC would have to show up in Moon Suits.
And I don't want to be on any plane that Ben Burch has even been near! :-)
That Nappy would come up with a "solution" like disallowing visits to the w/c in the last hour of flight on the assumption that ALL terrorists will stick to his random scedule makes one wonder if her brain synapses are similarly arbitrary, or just napping.
Into the top 70 like a line moving through airport security!
Dick Nixon: "Let me be perfectly clear"
It's not coincidence.
That's it! In honor of Homeland Secretary Janet Napolitano, we will call our TSA-issued Personal Flight Undergarment . . . a "Nappy"!
So, what happens if the plane is put into rotation and forced into a flight pattern because of a situation on the ground and landing is delayed?
This happened once on a flight I was on, we circled Denver airport for a long time due to bad weather.
What happens then?
Things get real 'nasty'.
You’re truly in a “holding pattern”!
Homeland Nappy sez: "The system worked. . . . No, wait! The system FAILED! Of course. . . . It didn't work, it failed. Bigtime. My words were taken out of context. . . . Yeah, and we're, uh, we're undertaking a comprehensive review--a COMPREHENSIVE . . . REVIEW--of all the, uh, policies and procedures that we inherited from THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION, and, uh. . . . OUR system will really WORK!"
LOL!!
lol
thats funny
Stewardess, could you please get me another bloody mary, and....I could probably use another *NAPPY*, and one for my friend, too!
Oh Captain please!
Get us to the gate
So I can give the zipper snake
A final shake!
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