That's it! In honor of Homeland Secretary Janet Napolitano, we will call our TSA-issued Personal Flight Undergarment . . . a "Nappy"!
That Nappy would come up with a "solution" like disallowing visits to the w/c in the last hour of flight on the assumption that ALL terrorists will stick to his random scedule makes one wonder if her brain synapses are similarly arbitrary, or just napping.
That's it! In honor of Homeland Secretary Janet Napolitano, we will call our TSA-issued Personal Flight Undergarment . . . a "Nappy"!
Homeland Nappy sez: "The system worked. . . . No, wait! The system FAILED! Of course. . . . It didn't work, it failed. Bigtime. My words were taken out of context. . . . Yeah, and we're, uh, we're undertaking a comprehensive review--a COMPREHENSIVE . . . REVIEW--of all the, uh, policies and procedures that we inherited from THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION, and, uh. . . . OUR system will really WORK!"