[Charles Henrickson]

Thought I would see a song parody tacked on the end: “Peeing on a Jet Plane”.

Thanx for the inspiration, Roscoe!

BONUS PARODY:

RELIEVING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" MIDI

All my bladder's full, I'm ready to go
The stewardess is sayin' no
I hate to wait an hour to drain it dry
But the sign is flashin', we have to sit
The time is over for takin' a sh*t
Already I'm so pissed that I could try

So piss in the aisle with me
Tell me that you'll wait to pee
Hold it till you really have to go
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Oy vey, I have to go

There's so many times I've held it in
So many times I've forced a grin
While squirmin' in my seat until we land
Every flight I've had, we're overdue
Every rule they add, I sit and stew
The time has come for us to take a stand

So piss in the aisle with me
Tell me that you'll wait to pee
Hold it till you really have to go
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Oy vey, I have to go

Now the time has come for action
Before I suffer stool impaction
Their silly rules I must now defy
So when your bowels are feelin' weak
When you would like to take a leak
Just drop your drawers, it's time to let it fly

Piss in the aisle with me
Tell me that you'll wait to pee
Hold it till you really have to go
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Relievin' on a jet plane
I don't know when we can use the can
Oy vey, I have to go

[mikrofon]

And the thread just keeps on giving .... nice work!

[mikrofon]

As sung by “Peter Pulled & Harried”?

[Condor51]

A Good One.

But the mental image of a plane full of DUmmies relieving themselves (from both ends) in the aisles and seats isn't a pretty one. Bodily fluids are already a Bio-Hazard and with DUmmies, God only knows what alien bugs they have in their system. The CDC would have to show up in Moon Suits.

And I don't want to be on any plane that Ben Burch has even been near! :-)

[prairiebreeze]

So, what happens if the plane is put into rotation and forced into a flight pattern because of a situation on the ground and landing is delayed?

This happened once on a flight I was on, we circled Denver airport for a long time due to bad weather.

What happens then?

[GeronL]

lol

thats funny

[Roscoe Karns]

That’s peein’ yer pants hilarious!

[Arrowhead1952]

Every rule they add, I sit and stew
The time has come for us to take a stand

Seems like all the DUmmies have 9/10/2001 mentality.

[franksolich]

#05 Top Primitive of 2009 now up.

The bottom five of the top ten were moved to the DUmping Ground, a sub-forum of the DUmpster, so as to make space for the top five of the top ten.

Link on next comment, below.

[Eric Blair 2084]

Great stuff.

You win at internets.