DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-09 (DUmmies ready to join Olbermann in going to jail!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Right. Farmer John tells the cops that some smelly weirdos have goats on their land, and the sheriff ignores him. [All part of their dream, huh?]

[CharlieOK1]

Extra cows and goats for making cheese for sale. Sell excess garden harvest. Lots creative and talented people here with skills to manufacture goods and provide services

Evil Capitalist!!

[bcsco]

Thanks!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I quoted both of you in my profile too. FRegards ....

[kingu]

Aww, Charles, you missed the obvious....

Keith Memememan won't go to jail, as his insurance is provided as part of his compensation package from MSDNC. He doesn't have to buy insurance, as his is already being paid for, and likely the contract continues that insurance even if he gets fired.

So, like anything, from global warming to KOmmie rants, it is nothing more than hot air leaking from his big mouth, and contains no substance.

The funniest thing is that his insurance likely runs more than 24,000 a year. Maybe what he's really ranting against is the tax hit that MSDNC will take for all these high priced Caddie insurance polices?

[Charles Henrickson]

This is ALMOST a convergence of the Left and Right. WE want the government totally OUT of the health care business, THEY want the government taking it over, completely, so it will be "free." ALL of us don't want the government forcing us to buy health insurance.

[GeronL]

Until they all catch goat flu or forget to abort the lambs half-hippie fawn.

[mikrofon]

I can't go to jail because they'll put my animals down.

"You're ugly, you smell, and your owner's an idiot!"

[FDNYRHEROES]

I can't go to jail because they'll put my animals down.

"You're ugly, you smell, and your owner's an idiot!"

You owe me a new keyboard...ROFLMAO

[Mr. Silverback]

Neither. Jim Croce. :-)

[Mr. Silverback]

Did you ever read “A Walk Across America?” The guy visits The Farm looking for answers, and by the time he’s done he thinks the hippie lifestyle is a big load of crap.

[Mr. Silverback]

Hattie McDoogal: I own one share of Planet kajiggers so I’m entitled to some answers. Question 1: Why does no one visit me in my home?

Professor Farnsworth: ‘Cause your apartment smells like Polygrip and cat pee.

Hattie: Enough talk. It’s time for action. I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat.

Scruffy the Janitor: Second.

Farnsworth: I move that your cat stinks and is ugly.

Scruffy: Second.

Hattie: I move that we vote on a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep. And also that make cat smells good and is pretty.

Scruffy: Second.

[benjibrowder]

They do realize Keith Olberman already has a nice, fancy cadillac health insurance option, don’t they?

[sticker]

No, but I was working in a hardware store in the Nashville area, mmmm years ago, and the freaks from down there were working on an apartment complex close by. The stench was terrible and they were half stoned every time they came in the store.

[Charles Henrickson]

Sam Cooke or The Pretenders?

The great Sam Cooke, of course. That's the only version I know.

And if you turn your ear toward St. Louis and listen closely right now . . .

That's the sound of the wag working on the "Change Gang". . . .

Stay tuned.

[floriduh voter]

Is Olberman gonna do remote live shots from his jail cell? That will be fabulous.

[floriduh voter]

Is Olberman gonna do remote live shots from his jail cell? That will be fabulous.

[CSM]

Hey KOmmies,

It is nice to see that you are so willing to stand up and not be “enslaved” by a corporation. Now, if we could just get you to quit begging to be “enslaved” by the government we might make some progress.

Oh, BTW, the government is the one that has the guns, so their ability to enforce their “enslavement” far exceeds the ability of the corporations.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

If I see a smelly yo-yo at my door selling cheese cleaned in creek water, I think I’ll get a no-tresspassing sign. Maybe a dog.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Maybe he’ll join the school bus commune and make black market goat cheese?