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To: Mustard Plaster
I can't go to jail because they'll put my animals down.

"You're ugly, you smell, and your owner's an idiot!"

48 posted on 12/17/2009 5:07:35 PM PST by mikrofon (So there...)
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To: mikrofon
I can't go to jail because they'll put my animals down.

"You're ugly, you smell, and your owner's an idiot!"

You owe me a new keyboard...ROFLMAO

49 posted on 12/17/2009 8:19:51 PM PST by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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To: mikrofon

Hattie McDoogal: I own one share of Planet kajiggers so I’m entitled to some answers. Question 1: Why does no one visit me in my home?

Professor Farnsworth: ‘Cause your apartment smells like Polygrip and cat pee.

Hattie: Enough talk. It’s time for action. I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat.

Scruffy the Janitor: Second.

Farnsworth: I move that your cat stinks and is ugly.

Scruffy: Second.

Hattie: I move that we vote on a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep. And also that make cat smells good and is pretty.

Scruffy: Second.


52 posted on 12/17/2009 8:56:57 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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