Posted on 12/10/2009 3:48:39 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
And here we were thinking that slap-stick humor died out with the legendary Charlie Chaplin.
If you haven't already heard, a 33 year-old man in Minnesota by the name of Jeremy Paul Olson was arrested yesterday for chucking tomatoes at Sarah Palin during a Mall of America book signing.
Olson attempted the tomato barrage from the second floor balcony, but unfortunately missed Sarah and her husband Todd both by about ten feet. He did, however, hit nearby police officers (one right in the face!), which is probably the only reason that he was truly taken into custody. That is, I suppose, unless those police officers were staunch Republicans. But even then... Never mind.
Palin was visiting the Mall of America in order to promote her new book regarding her personal memoirs and additionally, her trials and tribulations as John McCain's running mate, Going Rogue. (I also have to say that I totally believe that Ass-Pail came up with the title for her book. I'm sure she had nothing to do with writing it, but I have no doubts whatsoever that her one claim to fame was naming this monstrosity of a book.)
Evidently, die-hard fans showed up to the politician's television personality's book signing in droves by the... hundred.
Sort of gives new meaning to the Zen mantra "Food not bombs," no?
Every time I see this picture of o-bow-man playing with himself while others show respect my mind goes crazy.
Every time I see this picture of o-bow-man playing with himself while others show respect my mind goes crazy.
I’ll do that, but I’m not sure when I’ll have time for the next couple of days. Tis the season you know!
(1) It would have sold just fine.
(2) My comment was directed toward that idiot using “Ass-Pail” as a nickname for Mrs. Palin.
Wow. What a bitter bag of bile this woman is.
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I like trivia and I’m full of useless information. My husband tells me I’m “over-emotional”. I will then cry, shake my fist, pull a bunch of odd faces, tell him that I’m a woman, and then I tell him to piss off. It’s always better to be pissed off than to be pissed on, at any rate.
I have a very odd sense of humor. I used to perform in a cover band, what feels like a lifetime ago and I’m still a total rock star in the car. I haven’t sold my expensive microphone. It’s still wrapped up in its pretty leather case, buried in the bowels of my closet. American Idol, here I come. Before I get too old, anyway. I promise I’ll make the cheesiest faces and flash my fingers when they “announce my number” to vote. On that note, vote for me.
I’d love to have a friend with Tourette’s Syndrome. I could then be myself out in public and no one would bat an eye. They’d say, “Hey, there’s that guy/girl with Tourette’s and their psycho sidekick, Sarah.” If any of you have Tourette’s; or know someone with Tourette’s, please email me. I promise fun times and companionship.
Random noises at the most inappropriate times are the greatest.
I smoke cigarettes and don’t want to quit because I will gain weight. How’s that for self-esteem, fellow feminists? I’m a word-nerd that lacks a necessary amount of math skills. I still count on my fingers.
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"In closing, I hope you like me around here. I’d like to stick around. In the words of my equally insane but poetically-prophetic father: I hope I fit “like a finger in a bull’s ass”.
Offhand, I'm betting that she fits more like a horse's ass.
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