Posted on 12/01/2009 11:05:01 PM PST by TomasUSMC
LAME DUCK GENERAL OBAMA
If President Obama had a military uniform, instead of stars it just would have a little yellow lame duck on the collar.
- The first time El Cid shows up in history in any meaningful capacity is during the Battle of Graus in 1063, ...El Cid proved himself by jumping around like a madman in a full suit of armor kicking the asses of birds, anthropomorphic bouncing rocks and Aragonese footmen. He really got a chance to display his badassery when the bravest and strongest of the Aragonese knights came forward to try and gank Cid's flag away from him. El Cid simply smashed this jerk knight in the solarplexus with the back end of his flag pole, whipped out his sword and busted out a flying, jump-spinning 360-degree sword maneuver known as the "Whirlwind Slash", effectively slicing this supposedly-hardcore knight up like a band saw through a can of Thanksgiving Day cranberry sauce. From that day forth, Rodrigo was known by his countrymen as "El Campeador" meaning "The Champion"........... ........ finally passing away in 1099. When the Almoravids heard the news of his death, they immediately decided to launch another balls-out attack on Valencia in an effort to finally capture it once and for all. When Mrs. El Cid saw a shixtload of enemy soldiers charging full-speed at the castle, she went and got her husband's dead body and tied it up to his horse Weekend at Bernie's-style so it looked like he was still alive and well. She then sent the horse out into battle alongside Cid's soldiers. The Spaniards and Moors saw their commander riding beside them and were pumped up by the prospect of fighting alongside Zombie Cid, but as soon as the Almoravids saw their hated enemy trotting towards them they all crapped their collective pants and made a run for it. Even after he was dead, nobody could take El Cid in a fight. ( From the book BADASS by Ben Thompson)
Needless to say, troops from the start of warfare, have followed and been motivated by their Leaders. Conversely, they have been hurt by seeing their Leaders turn yellow and cowardly run away from the fight.
Today, the President of the United States turned and ran away ...EIGHTEEN MONTHS BEFORE THE END OF THE BATTLE! Today our Leader was seen running from the enemy and abandoning all of his and his allied brave dead, all that they had died for, not just by his own troops but by EVERY LEADER OF EVERY COUNTRY OF THE EARTH. Today tens of thousands of Afghan civilians decided to turn against Obama and American troops and support the Taliban and AlQaida. Today our troops facing deployment to Afghanistan see their jobs made even more difficult. Now its not just Gen. McChrystal's restrictive rules of engagement placed against our troops, but now our own Coward and Chief has telegraphed our playbook and gameplan to the enemy as well.
Our votes will be needed to get this spineless administration out of power. Our troops will need a redoubling of our prayers to get them through this dangerous time.
And in the future, when someone turns and runs like a worthless wimp ,with his tail doubled between his legs, it will not be called being a coward
it will be called "Pulling an Obama".
Obambi said:
Of course, this burden is not ours alone to bear. This is not just America’s war. Since 9/11, al-Qaeda’s safe havens have been the source of attacks against London and Amman and Bali. The people and governments of both Afghanistan and Pakistan are endangered. And the stakes are even higher within a nuclear-armed Pakistan, because we know that al-Qaeda and other extremists seek nuclear weapons, and we have every reason to believe that they would use them.
These facts compel us to act along with our friends and allies. Our overarching goal remains the same: to disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan, and to prevent its capacity to threaten America and our allies in the future.
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WELL FOR 18 MONTHS THAT IS.
Well, he's already got his worshipers.
OBAMBI SAID:
And the message that we send in the midst of these storms must be clear: that our cause is just, our resolve unwavering.
definition of unwavering:
....... marked by firm determination or resolution; not shakable; “firm convictions”,firm in purpose or belief; characterized by firmness and determination; “stood resolute against the enemy”; “faced with a resolute opposition”; “a resolute and unshakeable faith
MAYBE IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE IN KENYAN?
If only this were like fantasy football or something, we could trade him, ah well just give him away.
That’d be right hard to do.
His own parents didn’t want him.
Ooooh! The Tolly-bon and Pakky-ston will be so impressed with our Arab President.
It will be so refreshing to hear President Palin tell us what she is going to do about Eye-ran and Eye-raq!
I’m listening to Mark Levin now. In the first ten minutes I’ve just heard, Obama has talked about nothing but himself.
Wife and I played a drinking game last night: I drank upon the word "Tolly-bon", and the wife drank upon the word "Pokky-ston".
I won, and my prize was that I got to do the dihes, as the wife was too hammered.
Next time obambi speaks.....paper plates.
Got mine at Schulers. badassoftheweek.com
Badass of the week
Lewis Millett
“I believe in freedom, I believe deeply in it. I’ve fought in three wars, and volunteered for all of them,
because I believed as a free man, that it was my duty to help those under the attack of tyranny.
Just as simple as that.”
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obambi on the other hand .....
Chamberlain had one too? Ah damn, gonna have to start one up
He had one of the best moustaches of the Civil War...
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