DUmmie FUnnies 11-20-09 (Going Rabid: Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) hits DUmmieland!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 20, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Arrowhead1952]

a political system that allows for anyone so obviously incompetent to rise within its ranks. . . .

[Like Community-Organizer-in-Chief Barry Obama.]

Like many dims in the congress, not just barry.

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has often used her political clout as a means to destroy her perceived enemies and enrich herself financially. . . .

[Mrs. Clinton.]

I think you can also add speaker pig lousy and babs boxer to that.

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Never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of the American public!

[Hey, they elected Obambi, didn't they?]

LOL. No kidding.

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It just goes to show you how far one can go with t*ts and lipstick.

[The Barney Frank Story.]

DUmmies accuse us of being sexists and racists, but have no problem doing the same thing.

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the "I can see Russia from my house" line was from Tina Fey, not Sarah Palin. Let's be fair.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Hey, it may take a FReeper Troll to tell the truth, even on DU.

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What is about these female candidates like Hillary and Palin that we can never just move on?

[And they call US sexist!]

What is it about the DUmmies that they don't understand that some females like Palin are more qualified to be POTUS than the community organizer? He was only "Present" most of the time.

[wysiwyg]

people who can’t put two coherent sentences together . . .

Biden...?

[Budge]

The left/communists/socialists so fear Sarah Palin that they will do anything or say anything in an attempt to destroy her.

They are, without a doubt, the biggest non-thinking sheeple in the universe, and they dare call themselves "tolerant!"

[NeoCaveman]

[Despotic Housewives.]

Bwhahahahaha. Palin/Bachmann 2012.

[Ditter]

Charles this is Fantastic!

[Mr. Silverback]

Into the Top 30 like...um...something that’s kinda fast.

[GeronL]

This person, that half of DU's stories are about on any given day, is the same person that we ourselves admitted was a terrible candidate and the downfall of McSame's campaign. And yet we are still so scared of her

They spend most of thier time trying to think of new lies to tell about her, even the so-called "media" do little more than spread lies. Even faking photographs.... that is some non-entity.

A non-entity that sells 300,000 books in a day.

Actually they should be happy to see the rise of a candidate who is running just as much against the GOP as against the Democrats.

But they really are afraid of her.

They are afraid she is correct. That their little world is nothing but an artifice. That one little true word could bring down their house of cards so easily.

"GW with tits?" They wish. GW never spent much time battling the left on anything but the WoT. Sarah will fight them on everything. Sarah is much of a fighter than GW ever was.

What they want is another Dole or McCain, for the GOP to be good little poodles and lose.lose.lose.

The very fact they spend so much time an energy attacking a "non-entity" shows she is anything but. They know very well they are lying to themselves as much as they are lying to everyone else.

Obama is nothing more than a radical leftist media creation based on little more than skin color. If his skin was his white half, do you think he would have ever become a Senator or even their nominee? He would have been an also-ran.

They should go right ahead and keep lying to themselves, it helps Sarah Palin more than hurts.

[Mr. Silverback]

Even W, in his glory days, never went so far as to proffer the ability to see Russia from one’s front porch as experience in international affairs. . . .

[Neither did Governor Palin. She never said that.]

They can't tell the difference between an SNL sketch and reality, but they know what's best for the country. Sure...

[Mr. Silverback]

Even W, in his glory days, never went so far as to proffer the ability to see Russia from one’s front porch as experience in international affairs. . . .

[Neither did Governor Palin. She never said that.]

They can't tell the difference between an SNL sketch and reality, but they know what's best for the country, you betcha!

[Mr. Silverback]

I'd guess that the vast majority of those buying this piece-of-trash book will not actually read it. I'd guess it'll just be a trophy, proudly displayed on a coffee table or on a bookshelf jammed with Boyd's Bears and Elvis memorabilia, or perhaps alongside the only other book in the house -- the bible.

I wonder if it would do any good to inform this DUmmie that I had to look up Boyd's Bears on wikipedia to figure out what the heck he/she was talking about. But hey, the ever-enlightened DUmmies would never engage in stereotypes, right?

In all seriousness, though, the DUmmies fail to realize that our society is now a competition between people who choose to live by the teachings of the Bible and people who choose to live by the teachings of "The Will to Power."

[Mr. Silverback]

I believe this book is going to be the next big 'unwanted item of the year' at citywide (and otherwise) yard sales. It will go down in history next to the Thigh Master, Westbend red electric woks, treadmills and anything country blue.

I've seen Rush Limbaugh's two books at a lot of yard sales, but that doesn't mean he's any less popular.

[Mr. Silverback]

the example that still sticks in my head after many years is the guy at the super-sized grocery store who seemed so damn proud that he'd never even heard of the kinds of cheese we were looking for.

But did they have arugala?

[Charles Henrickson]

Into the Top 30 like...um...something that’s kinda fast.

Going Roadrunner.

[Mr. Silverback]

It's like she is saying to millions of housewives that love her, its okay you can watch soap operas all day and read the enquirer and go to church and be president. That is all it takes.

Yeah darn it, if you're a woman who wants to be President, you should marry a hippy in college and follow him around as he becomes a lawyer, attorney general of a small southern state, then governor, cheating on you with astonishing regularity all the time and eventually becoming President before throwing his legacy away so he can get hummers from an intern. You know, the traditional way!

[Mr. Silverback]

LOL!

Great DUFU, BTW.

[Incorrigible]

Oh Charles!

[The Bible! BOOO!!!!]

LOL! I haven't read the rest yet!

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[tflabo]

Very clever retorts. Enjoyable gems!

[Charles Henrickson]

And.Now.She.Has.A.Book.

And.DUmmie.Has.A.Periodical.

[beckysueb]

They just wouldn’t announce it. They think as long as they don’t say it, then it isn’t true. Dan Rather still hasn’t called Ohio for Bush.

[tflabo]

Sarah’s got the favor of the Lord on her. While the devil and his dreck minions throw all that trash at her she is being blessed and graduated. Let her enemies puke on their own lying gag...don’t mess with one of God’s favored ones....the boomerang effect has a nasty 180 degrees return velocity.