President Obowma, Leader of the World's Greatest Superbower, Stars in the Jerk

President Obowma continues his world tour impressing the natives everywhere. We are so lucky to have such a culturally aware president who knows better than all his predecessors on how to behave.

Coming soon to a theatre near you….Barack Obama stars in The Jerk. He was a poor black sharecropper’s son who never dreamed he was the product of an interracial marriage. The Jerk is a true rags to riches story.

So where does the Jerk stand on the issues?

On identity: “Huh? I’m not black or white or yellow….I’m a jerk

On international relations: “I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Jakarta.”

On religion, race relations and healthcare: “Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.”

On thermos bottles, free cheese and other gubmint programs: “I'm picking out a program for you. No ordinary gubmint program for you. But the extra best program that taxpayers can buy……………”

On campaigning: “Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 – Obama, Barack.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.”

On the color of his skin: Barack: “You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?”

Barack’s Mother who was white: “I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.”

Then, Barack resorted to alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine during his teenage years to “push questions of who I was out of my mind.”

What a jerk.

That has to be a Utube classic....right up there with “The Voice of Utube”, Esmee Denters, another classic right up until the tubers found out she wasn’t gay. Wonder if anyone told President Obow? (ok President Oba?, if you must) that ‘ma’ at the end of a sentence translates as ‘?’ to all in China-ma

there’s one legacy President Oba? will have over his predecessors!

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