Obama Collapses Under The Strain

Right Wing News ^ | 11-15-2009 | John Hawkins

[Dallas59]

He must be worried that his gay muslim brothers will find out about the baby he had with Chavez.

[The Cajun]

Does anyone remember the last president who smoked cigarettes?

JFK smoked cigarettes, but of the "left handed" variety. Marijuana for back pain, supposedly.

[shield]

Well....his lover boy was killed in 2004...he was molested by Frank Davis Marshall starting as a young teenager...had an affair with one of his male professors at Occidental College...and Sinclair...hmmmm...sounds like that fits...

[SevenofNine]

Yeah don’t forget was Elton John brought it on forefront for men

I remember that

[Mac from Cleveland]

Please stay healthy, Emperor BO. I want nothing bad to happen to you—Jesus, the bullshit avalanche that followed JFK’s and MLK’s deaths will be nothing compared to what would ensue after your untimely demise—the only possible upside is if a few million of his idiot followers commit suicide as a result.

[353FMG]

Quick. Get a Kenyan medicine man.

[blam]

"I am betting chicken soup."

Try:

* Sauerkraut

* Licorice

* Elderberry

* Star Anise

[Republic_of_Secession.]

He is quite thin but this might just be genetic.

[hoosiermama]

He’s got so many yes men around him, will anyone notice when he goes completely overboard?

[rbmillerjr]

The dizzy spells are from having a boycrush on Larry Sinclair. He just misses him.

[TigersEye]

Being President is hard. Way harder than scooping ice cream.

[hoosiermama]

Hasn’t MO gained thirty pounds?

[changeitback440]

i hear AIDS is very common in Kenya

[devolve]

[shield]

Yep, she’s packing on the pounds...and he is tanking in the polls...guess as his poll numbers tank his weight tanks...HA...a narcissist’s mental meltdown...

[princess leah]

“Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord, I will repay”...Obama has attacked the roots of our nation which were founded on a personal belief and trust in God Almighty (NOT allah)...then he has compounded this attack by undermining Israel’s ties to America, again something God has specifically stated in His word we NOT do and SURVIVE!” One can only rush towards destruction so fast before achieving it and Obama HAS simply rushed towards eternal condemnation...

[pandoraou812]

He shouldn’t be near ice cream either....

[little jeremiah]

More like 50, IMO.

[little jeremiah]

I never read about the male professor at Occidental, and I thought I’d read just about everything on FR.

Freaking flamer.

[fireman15]

What’s My Line? I hate America and white people. I am a closet homosexual who will not show my long form birth certificate. I have never worked an honest day in my entire life, although I assisted one of my roommates who sold illegal narcotics. I was brought up as a Muslim and joined a church led by a black nationalist whose major in seminary was in Islam not Christianity. I chain smoke and often appear nervous because I am sure that anyone who looks closely can see that I am a phony.