Sarah Palin's Latest "Scandal"

The Tree of Mamre ^ | October 30, 2009 | wanpeirui

[Wanpeirui]

Did you hear?

Sarah Palin is a WOMAN! (gasp!!)

And she's a REPUBLICAN! (the horror!!)

And she's from ALASKA! (what, she's not even American?!)

And she chose to have A BABY! (can you believe it?!)

And she shops for CLOTHES! (where do we get people like this?!)

And she had no knowledge of the "BUSH DOCTRINE"! (she really is stupid!! What's the Bush Doctrine, BTW?--a non-existent doctrine that some dippy reporter pulled out of his butt to prove how unqualified she is--oh, she's not just stupid--she must be retarded!!)

And someone says that someone says that they heard someone else quote her clearly out of context to say that AFRICA IS A COUNTRY! (she must be an imbecile!!)

And Tiny Fey pretended to be Palin and said that she could see RUSSIA FROM HER FRONT PORCH! (a pure retard!!)

And her daughter HAD A BOYFRIEND! (what kind of mother is she?!)

And her daughter had A BABY! (how could this happen?!)

And her daughter's boyfriend left her and SPILLED THE BEANS ABOUT PALIN ON TYRA! (on Tyra, no less!!!!)

He said Palin has a FAMILY LIFE! (a family life?! oh, the humanity!!)

Now the boyfriend's POSING FOR PLAYGIRL! (Palin's such a hypocrite!!)

Meanwhile, she QUIT HER JOB AS GOVERNOR! (a quitter!! at least she could have stayed at her elected post until her term was up, like Hillary, Biden and what's his name! oh ... wait a second ...)

And now she's WRITING A BOOK TO DEFEND HERSELF! (oh, we can't have that! people like her don't deserve to defend themselves!!)

And finally, some political activists say off the record that SHE DEMANDED SPEAKING FEES FOR AN EVENT OR SHE WOULDN'T COME, EXCEPT THAT BOTH HER PEOPLE AND THE ORGANIZERS OF THE EVENT DENY THIS, EXCEPT THAT IT WOULD BE BREAKING NO LAWS AND WOULD NOT AT ALL BE UNUSUAL IF IT WERE TRUE, EXCEPT THAT THE POLITICAL ACTIVISTS WHO WERE THE SOURCE OF THIS REPORT ARE ALL ROMNEYBOTS WHO HATE HER GUTS AND WHO ARE LOOKING TO STIR UP TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY WANT THEIR OTHERWISE UNELECTABLE CANDIDATE TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I can't believe it!! The nerve of that woman!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! I no longer support her for 2012!!!!)

But you never supported her to begin with. (oh ...)

PALIN FOR 2012

[Wanpeirui]

It's time for some people to get a life.

[Telepathic Intruder]

And she doesn’t think David Letterman’s sex jokes about her 13 year old daughter are funny. She has no sense of humor!

[techno]

There are very few politicians, let alone people that would still be standing tall and proud after the assault, ridicule, smears and propaganda that she has endured and the siege that she was under constantly and is still under.

One thing we know about Sarah she will never buckle to intimidation or “yield to force or the overwhelming might to the enemy and she will never give in except to CONVICTIONS of honor and good sense” as Winston Churchill never would either.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yup, I hope she runs in ‘12. I can understand why many conservatives didn’t vote in ‘08, but if they pull that trick with Palin instead of McCain, we deserve communism. That’s where we’re headed.

[Dutch Boy]

Whenever I hear a lib at work bring up Palin, I refer to her as Madam President. It doesn’t take long before they start foaming at the mouth and go into Huffington Post mode of foolishness.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Ha. They’re so insecure...