Sing, Sing or Sing-Sing
All Hail the Conquering Hero...
That phony whose rightly named Zero
We sing caused we’re told to
Because we’ve been sold to
A global deceit, dontcha know.
O Hail the All Conquering Hero..
Our throats hurt, our spirits are low
We’re told to look happy
and act like we’re snappy
We’d kill for a good cup of Joe..
O Hail the All Conquering Hero..
Michelle sings. She sounds like a crow
The kids harmonize
Barry catches some flies
The only one on key is Bo
All Hail the Conquering Hero..
And Nancy and Harry and Co
We sing till we drop
Barry dances with Mop
Help, please. We just want to go
All you need is the cowbell and classroom full of kids and you’re set.