Posted on 10/23/2009 12:50:05 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Alien: “Take me to your leader”.
Wishes carried out - ushered into oval office.
Alien: “You’ve got to be shitting me”.
A Man is walking his dog and his dog takes a crap. The man is busy scooping up the dog crap just as the aliens land. So, the aliens walk up to the dog and say “Take us to your leader ...”
Well he is an Alien Intruder so soon we'll be seeing the beard!
roger that.
He would just apologize for the US colonizing the universe.
starting with our arrogance for spoiling the lunar environment.
Beat me to it...
How can there be “ruins” on the moon? No weather, no earthquakes...The only way something could be “ruined” is intentional or an unlucky hit from an object from space.
OK - so you’re telling me that all the world’s governments - USA, USSR, China etc all conspired to keep this a secret? What would be the overlapping motive that would unite all of them? How is it that no one of the thousands involved over the past 50 yrs broke the secret on the most important announcement in 2000 years?
Hoagland is a fool. Our paths have crossed before, altho I can say nothing further. Remember the monkey face on Mars? Really dumb.
This is right up his alley.
I've seen some very weird and interesting ‘youtube’ items he posted in the past.
A lot of bizarre stuff, but I have a real distrust for the government when it comes to being honest and forthright with the public.
I'm not saying I believe all this stuff. But I am saying I think there are a lot of things the government knows that it's keeping from us.
Now please excuse me while I get my asbestos pajamas on! ;^)
Best,
Chris
They had me going until they said lcross discovered something. There was nothing in that crater. What are the odds that the one crater they pick would have a building in it capable of withstanding a kinetic impact like that.
What if its true? I don’t accept some Keanu Reeves Alien telling me to be a nuke free little socialist slave, they can piss off along with their human socialist friends.
True enough.
Time will tell.
Hoagland’s interesting. Whatever else he is remains to be seen.
Thx.
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