How to Know if you are on the Obama Enemies List

www.facefwd.com ^ | 10/22/09 | faced

[faced]

There has been much talk of late about the "Enemies List" that the Obama administration is working off of. As a public service to our readers, we are publishing the items one must be aware of in order to be taken off the Obama Hate list.

You might be on Obama's Enemies List if:

• If you have a degree from a college in something other than Law, Civics, Theater Arts, Education or Political Science
  If you have ever attended a tea party or ever complained about paying your taxes
  If you make enough money to have to pay taxes
  If you have looked at your Payroll Check and seen the name Fox Network.
  If you Have ever been been in the military (2x if you have actually fought for our country)
  If you refer to your camouflage clothing "my camos"
  If you have been overheard saying inflammatory things like, "I believe in the constitution of the United States"
  If you have never been a "community organizer" and don't know what that means
  If you have your own health insurance and don't need/want the governments help
  If you have interrogated anyone using harsh language
  If you have ever been proud of any of America's accomplishments prior to January 17, 2009
  If you are Winston Churchill's Bust
  If you own a gun, or a bullet, or even a gun holster (3x if you are an NRA member)
  If you are a Doctor and do not own a lab coat
  If you are an insurance company employee (4x if you are manager level or higher)
  If you have never read the following authors: Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, or Ernesto 'Che' Guevara
  If you don't believe in global warming and don't particularly like Al Gore (4x if you drive an SUV)
  If you think that bailout is something that should only be done to your boat or your worthless brother-in-law
  If you have ever referred to yourself as a ditto head or cried with Glenn Beck
  If you have never been or desire to be a Czar
  If you actually qualify to be a member of Obama's administration by passing an FBI background check
  If you are not the member of any far left special interest group
  If you think that the US should remain a sovereign nation
  If you think that the US would be best served by getting out of the United and getting the United Nations out of the US
  If you like the idea of a strong dollar and weak inflation (3x if you have bought gold)

25+ Pack your bags and head to non-extradition country
20-25 See you in camp Obama
15-19 Eligible for a liberal re-education but still one of us
10-14 Welcome to the conservative underground, rookie
05-09 You need to buy a few more guns and re-test.
0 - 04 Are you an ACORN Employee?
Danny Powell
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[SoldierDad]

I oppose every policy position that Obozo holds - must mean I’m on their list.

[combat_boots]

You forgot one....

If you post on FR......

[ilgipper]

You are on it as soon as you speak up in public against anything they are doing. Period. End of story.

Scary times.

[b4its2late]

We’re all on it.

[Merlinator]

If I sent an email or 2 or 3 to the WH telling Barry to F*** off would that count?

[ErnBatavia]

..if you’re white

[brooklyn dave]

Oh-OH I guess they will intern me in Camp Obama

[Grunthor]

1. If you Have ever been been in the military

2. If you have been overheard saying inflammatory things like, “I believe in the constitution of the United States”

3. If you have never been a “community organizer” and don’t know what that means

4. If you have ever been proud of any of America’s accomplishments prior to January 17, 2009

5. If you own a gun, or a bullet, or even a gun holster (3x if you are an NRA member)

6. If you have never read the following authors: Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, or Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara

7. If you don’t believe in global warming and don’t particularly like Al Gore

8. If you think that bailout is something that should only be done to your boat or your worthless brother-in-law

9. If you have never been or desire to be a Czar

10. If you actually qualify to be a member of Obama’s administration by passing an FBI background check

11. If you are not the member of any far left special interest group

12. If you think that the US should remain a sovereign nation

13. If you think that the US would be best served by getting out of the United (Nations) and getting the United Nations out of the US

14. If you like the idea of a strong dollar and weak inflation

“10-14 Welcome to the conservative underground, rookie”

Only 14 calories, not evil enough.

[a fool in paradise]

If you’ve always found Communism and Socialism to be as revolting as Nazism and Fascism.

[norraad]

..oh, I thought this was camp Obamo?

[SoldierDad]

Should be on the list.

[Merlinator]

Then I probably am several times over

[Tennessee_Bob]

I qualify for more than a couple of those. But I’m on the inside, working for DHS.

[SIDENET]

Count me in.

(Obama could at least send me a birthday card, or something.)

[donhunt]

I volunteer.

[SIDENET]

Oh-OH I guess they will intern me in Camp Obama

(singing) Hello Daddy, hello Mama,

Here I am at, Camp Obama.

I am freezing, barely eating,

And I just saw fellow campmates get a beating.

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)

[SoldierDad]

My score was 16 + 4 for owning an SUV (do I get more for also owning a 1990 F250 diesel?). I’m curious if I can score higher for having had 6 members of my family (including my youngest son) serve in Iraq? My family (father’s side) has a very long tradition of military service - does that increase my score?

[humble and shy]

I’m on it and I’m sure I’m on several no-fly lists. I’m also a right-wing Extremist. I have a card from the Liberty Counsel that says so.

[Merlinator]

LOL