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Must stay awake… Must look interested…
Reuters Blog ^ | 10/22/2009 | Robert Basler

Posted on 10/22/2009 5:50:45 AM PDT by Saije

Oh Dear Lord, will this doofus NEVER stop talking? Blah blah Afghanistan, blah blah Afghanistan… Somebody PLEASE hit me with a ball-peen hammer!

Oooh, if I push my fist against my lower lip like this, it hurts enough to keep me awake… Good to know…

Didn’t this guy run for president and lose? Why do I have to give a fat crap what he says? Didn’t I win?

I wanna be out there doin’ the hula hoop with Michelle on the lawn… Look, she’s having a great time.

“Hey, Michelle! Come in here for a minute and listen to What’s-His-Name! He’s real interesting! Give ME that hula hoop!”


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TOPICS: Government; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: bored; funny; kerry; obama
Funny.
1 posted on 10/22/2009 5:50:45 AM PDT by Saije
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To: Saije

Hey John...why the long face?


2 posted on 10/22/2009 5:53:05 AM PDT by Herodes
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To: Saije
Must stay awake… Must look interested…

Are you in the same Cisco training as I am?

3 posted on 10/22/2009 5:53:46 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Saije

if there’s anything a lying windbag hates is having to sit and listen to another lying windbag.


4 posted on 10/22/2009 5:56:08 AM PDT by wny
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To: Saije

Dante himself would recognize that picture. I think he’d be hard pressed to determine whether it was the eighth or ninth level of hell, though.


5 posted on 10/22/2009 5:58:56 AM PDT by Ol' Sox
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To: Saije

Heh... OK so now that’s twice that I’ve actually had to feel a little sorry for Obama. The other one was when it was said that his mother-in-law was going to be living in the White House with them. Dang... that’s just a bummer.


6 posted on 10/22/2009 6:03:39 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Saije

“I wanna be out there doin’ the hula hoop with Michelle on the lawn… Look, she’s having a great time.”

Only because she doesn’t have to worry about it falling off.

/catty snark


7 posted on 10/22/2009 6:10:02 AM PDT by Salamander ("Welcome to my nightmare.....I think you're gonna like it")
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Dumbass gave himself three lousy purple hearts. If he'd been as smart as me he could have given himself a Nobel.
8 posted on 10/22/2009 6:15:54 AM PDT by dblshot
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Dumbass gave himself three lousy purple hearts. If he'd been as smart as me he could have given himself a Nobel.

My favorite!

9 posted on 10/22/2009 6:21:54 AM PDT by MissNomer
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"So there I was, in Cambodia..."  "That Nobel would look great above the mantle!"   

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10 posted on 10/22/2009 6:24:54 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Saije
John F'n Kerry drones on like a windup monkey, but at least the monkey is moderately entertaining.

11 posted on 10/22/2009 6:44:36 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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