A Visitor From Another Planet Wonders About Weasels

Watcher of Weasels ^ | 10/14/2009 | Watcher

[fiscon1]

I were a visitor from another planet I’d wonder how a nation filled with so many weak minded fools managed to achieve the greatness that grabbed my attention in the first place. Certainly I would never have expected that people that visited the moon would have so many flat earthers when it comes to believing the lie called anthropomorphic climate change. These same fools that attack the concept of God on a daily basis have accepted the laughable premise that the CO2 we expel as part of our respiratory process, the same CO2 that plants need to grow and thrive, is a pollutant.

Yet these earthy beings willingly give up their freedoms based on the empty

[GonzoGOP]

Nothing to wonder about. Just set transmogrifier to SporkWeasel and let it rip.

[LonePalm]

For identification purposes.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[sodpoodle]

The right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness has been treated as a trust fund not a privilege earned by the sacrifice of our forbears.

Fifty years of public education has erased our history and noble heritage, dulled the mind and deadened the spirit. We are witnessing the walking wounded lemmings of the millenium.

A wake-up call is imminent.

[Gondring]

Yeah, some of these same people think that nitrogen can be a pollutant. So what if it poisons babies or causes algal blooms that decay and decrease dissolved oxygen, killing off the fish and leading to stinky waterways dominated by anaerobic decomposition? The key is, nitrogen is a key nutrient, essential to life, so it can't be a pollutant!

Similarly, we are carbon-based lifeforms, so soot-belching stacks aren't polluting when they spew their particles of carbon!

</sarc>

[Gondring]

Fifty years of public education has erased our history and noble heritage, dulled the mind and deadened the spirit. We are witnessing the walking wounded lemmings of the millenium.

Agreed.

Unfortunately, those opposing the march to tyranny seem to be as lacking in education. :-/

Can we recover?

[John.Galt2012]

The progressives abhor religion in general due to the morality it tends to propagate, however, they have always been impressed by it's use in early times to subjugate the masses. If only there were a one world religion that they could create that did not endorse morality and individuality but instead encouraged collectivism and the sacrifice of liberty in exchange for earthly self-preservation vs. sacrifice for some sort of heavenly afterlife. Oh and peer pressure could be used just like religion to help the less than faithful commit...wait, we could call it ENVIRONMENTALISM. Yes, that's the ticket!

[arthurus]

These same fools that attack the concept of God on a daily basis have accepted the laughable premise that the CO2 we expel as part of our respiratory process,< P>Most of those who disdain belief in God still believe in some god. The "intellectual" atheists often believe in Humanity as the god and the intellectuals, of course, are the god's brain. Because God does not affect the world and cause disasters the god that is humanity makes those effects. In this instance the god's brain must control its members to keep them from burning up the world with CO2.

[sodpoodle]

We could be brutally scientific observers in outer space and note:

This particular group of human beings appears to be in the throes of self-destruction. We have observed that young, fertile males are being sent to war on behalf of other tribes. Other non-warrior males & females of reproductive age are mating with same sex partners and thus not procreating. Females of the species are preventing conception or killing in uteri. Post breeding parents,male & female are abandoning their young to outside nurturers, tribal leaders and assorted non-breeding influences.

This phenomenon has been chronicled in pre-historic creatures with less brain mass. Surprising in a species with so much creativity and survival capacity.

(outta space reporting to base)

[GladesGuru]

“anthropomorphic climate change”

Uhhh - shouldn’t that be “anthropogenic” climate change?

[Gondring]

If your observers ran the place, we’d be killing off the “useless” and feeding them to the producers.