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Breaking: Obama convinces Chuck Norris to abandon his tough guy ways.
The Standard
| 10/09/2009
| Varous
Posted on 10/09/2009 12:43:03 PM PDT by tosh
Obama, fresh off his Nobel Prize Victory awarded for his diplomatic successes in extending his hand to dictators and despots throughout the world shifted his celebrated persuasive power to another rogue individual, conservative Chuck Norris.
Norris, who has been said to sleep with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him and who frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just not his own, was brazen at first when Obama approached. Observers stated that Obama was just a millisecond away from receiving one of Norris’s patented roundhouse kicks, a blow, which few if any believe even the anointed one could have withstood. But Norris for some reason relented. His taut and ready posture visibly relaxed and Obama became the first man to actually receive a hand from Norris not his lightning quick foot.
TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: chucknorris; obama; obamawins; wins
Whose next Mike Ditka?
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:43:07 PM PDT
by
tosh
To: tosh
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:44:54 PM PDT
by
Jeb21
(www.jewsagainstobama.com)
To: tosh
Wow.
He truly IS is a man of peace.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:45:55 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: tosh
This has been one of the best days on FR EVER!
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:46:19 PM PDT
by
TankerKC
(No Taxation Without Lubrication)
To: tosh
maybe rhambo can teach him ballet.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:50:55 PM PDT
by
hecht
To: tosh
Politico Currupto
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:51:46 PM PDT
by
egannacht
(Vote YES for statism: Why burden yourself with civic duty when Idol and Oprah are on?)
To: egannacht
I don’t want to extend my hand to Obama, but I would like to give him my middle finger.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:57:39 PM PDT
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(A Jimmy Carter got us a Ronald Reagan.....a Barack Obama will get us a Sarah Palin)
To: tosh
ironically enough, it seems like Freepers are enjoying this award a lot more than liberals are!
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:58:07 PM PDT
by
MNDude
(The Republican Congress Economy--1995-2007)
To: tosh
Obama renamed Lando Calrissian. Given Nobel Peace prize for turning over Han Solo to Vader. "Peace in our time" speech reworked by Biden and given to Cloud City faithful.
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posted on
10/09/2009 12:59:13 PM PDT
by
egannacht
(Vote YES for statism: Why burden yourself with civic duty when Idol and Oprah are on?)
To: TankerKC
It’s certainly been the funniest since 2004.
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posted on
10/09/2009 1:35:23 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(Obamba, Reid, Pelosi, the socialist triad.)
To: tosh
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posted on
10/09/2009 1:56:32 PM PDT
by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: The Comedian
I did not see yours. You beat me with the ‘Chuck Norris’ meme
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posted on
10/09/2009 2:22:04 PM PDT
by
tosh
To: tosh
I did not see yours. You beat me with the ‘Chuck Norris’ meme I have few accomplishments, and appreciate your recognition :-) The Comedian:
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
10/09/2009 2:46:10 PM PDT
by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: tosh
I did not see yours. You beat me with the ‘Chuck Norris’ meme I have few accomplishments, and appreciate your recognition :-)
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
10/09/2009 2:46:37 PM PDT
by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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