DUmmie FUnnies 09-22-09 (Fifth Anniversary Special Edition: Return to Rathergate)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 22, 2009 | DUmmies, Li'l Beaver, and Charles Henrickson

[Arrowhead1952]

I really like that picture of the two DUmmies protesting the election results you posted in reply #22. That gal (I guess) is crying her eyes out for nothing.

[Charles Henrickson]

Our great leader, Chimpus Khan. . . .

Our GLORIOUS EMPEROR, Chimpus Khan! All hail King Chimpy!

[luvie]

LOL! I thought it was a grapefruit at first! My bad!

[luvie]

Dang! How quickly we forget....GLORIOUS EMPEROR! Sheesh!

LOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

when the DUmmies are REALLY stirred up!

THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"

When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.

Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."

When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:

Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!

[luvie]

When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.

[dead]

Actual DUmmie post, from that great time:

It so perfectly sums up their misplaced superiority complex, their unfailing trust in the state-run media, and their overall stupidity.

[LuvFreeRepublic]

Two words to that DUmmie poster....Dan Rather.

[luvie]

Such class!

Makes my hair hurt to read it! LOL!

Thanks for the memories! :D

[luvie]

#50?

[dead]

I remember the time Pitt speculated about how he would have made a great founding father.

[Charles Henrickson]

William Pitt the Elder, William Pitt the Younger, William Pitt the Drunker.

BTW, dead, when I was mentioning our great graphics contributors, I could well have mentioned you, too. Thanx!

[Charles Henrickson]

Another blast from the past!

DUMMIE, DUMMIE, DUMMIE (by Ohio Suppress)
Tune: "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" (by Ohio Express)

DUmmie, DUmmie, DUmmie,
You're so dumb that it's funny
On the Ant Farm called DU;
Freepers read your ravings,
That's what we are craving
On the threads that we call DUFU.

DUFU, I read ya!
DUFU, I need ya!
DUFU, I laugh out lou-ou-ou-oud!
DUmmies, you're loony,
Loonier than Clooney!
Moonbats, fear the Rovian Clou-ou-ou-oud!

DUmmie, DUmmie, DUmmie,
You're so dumb that it's funny
And I laugh when I read DUFU!
In before the pinging!
PJ is the Ping King!
Sign a book deal with him soon!

DUFU, I read ya!
DUFU, I need ya!
DUFU, I laugh out lou-ou-ou-oud!
DUmmies, you're loony,
Loonier than Clooney!
Moonbats, fear the Rovian Clou-ou-ou-oud!

[JRios1968]

Five business years?

[Charles Henrickson]

ONE DIM DUMMIE
Tune: "One Tin Soldier" Original

In the basement of his parents
Lives a DUmmie underground--
He is only there these decades
Till he can get settled down.

In his basement inner sanctum,
Buried deep beneath the pants,
Is his coffee-stained computer
Where he posts his hate-filled rants.

Go ahead and hate Repukesters,
Go ahead and reprehend,
Do it in a name that's hidden,
You can multiply it when you send.
There won't be any FReepers watching,
Laughing all the way,
On the DUmmie FUnnies after . . .
One dim DUmmie types away.

[PJ-Comix]

We started by satirizing just the DUmmies of Democratic Underground, but PJ has expanded our horizons to take in the KOmmies of Daily Kos and the HUffies of Huffington Post.

And PJ also got a DUFU mention in the WALL STREET JOURNAL back in January of this year. That really cracked me up. To see the "DUmmie FUnnies" named in that exalted periodical.

[PJ-Comix]

Let's take a little trip down memory lane, shall we?

Channeling Ralph Edwards?

[Mercat]

TOP 60 and proud to be a DUFURER.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, that Dan Rather pic was from a comix story I wrote that was illustrated by Brian Chin. I worked with Brian on my own hard copy publication called "Scandal Sheet." I was interviewing lots of cartoonists and was not pleased with what I found. And what I found was STUPIDITY on a massive scale. One cartoonist never heard of Ted Kennedy. Another cartoonist whom I interviewed in a hotel lobby almost got both of us killed when we crashed an adjoining wedding and the cartoonist stuck half his arm into a giant vat of decorative jello and we had to run from the enraged wedding party.

Anyway, when I got to Brian I was starting to think I would never find an intelligent cartoonist. Turned out that Brian was one of the best read people I ever met. He even read the lengthy and difficult "Japan's Imperial Conspiracy" and almost no one has ever read that book. Okay, I did but I'm weird. Anyway, that impressed me. Plus his other cartoons have incredible degree of historical research behind it. Like a whole series about the Moro war in the early 20th century and another series about a stateside army officer during WWII.

Okay, returning to topic now...

[PJ-Comix]

PJ--who is probably celebrating the DUFU anniversary even as we speak by feasting on Jamaican jerk chicken and Flor de Caña rum with Li'l Beaver at DUFU Mansion

Actually I'm feasting on my FREE TGI Fridays eggrolls that I got for nothing last week with my coupons. Actually my freezer is/was crammed full of those FREE dinners. (Love the buffalo wings).