Posted on 09/07/2009 6:21:11 AM PDT by SvenWaring
Van Jones, former Green Job commissar for the Obama Administration, was tossed under a green hybrid bus, the President's spokesman said today.
The hybrid bus runs on a mixture of hydrogen and hype. The two substances are then converted into energy, which is then distributed to the wheels, which are guided by the media.
"We didn't just want to chuck Van under any old carbon-spewing bus," said Robert Barry Gibbs. "We wanted to make sure that it would suit his environmental awareness."
Jones, a communist and professional rioter, was tossed under the bus after revealing the Obama administration's actual intent for the country. Jones said that green jobs were just a front for a systemic overthrow of the capitalist system, which would later be replaced by a group of largely impotent advisers--called a Politburo--that would be headed by a big Czar.
"The President just didn't think it was time for the truth," said Gibbs. "Overthrowing the system is one of those things that we like to talk about behind closed doors, or say in public, but then wink at each other after we say something in code, like 'Change' or 'Hope.'"
For the President, this shows that the environment matters, Gibbs added.
"We try to keep the size of our carbon footprint to a minimum even when we're placing that footprint on the ass of any one of our former friends and allies who have lost political expediency," said Gibbs. "Just ask Reverend Wright."
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Van Jones = Frank Davis = Bill Ayers = Bernardine Dohrn = Jeremiah Wright = Tony Rezko = Rashid Khalidi = Valerie Jarrett’s = Raila Ordinga = Carol Browner = Rahm Emanuel = Henry Gates = John Holdren = Rosa Brooks = Eric Holder = Ezekiel Emanuel = BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
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I was thinking it ran on Methane. You know, passing wind?
Hybrid? A mule is a hybrid, right? The bus is mule powered?
With Van under the bus, I hope the mule was well fed, lots of hay.
Bus Boy
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