Posted on 09/02/2009 12:05:56 PM PDT by sdkruiser
(To be videotaped in Smug-O-Vision)
Hello.
I'm President Barack Obama and I'm very grateful for this opportunity to speak to the people I feel are most important to the future of America, and to you students too. Many thanks to the National Education Association and the American Federation of Teachers for letting me into your "homes" so I can talk to your children.
I remember being a young , confused school boy, wishing that President Nixon or President Ford would give me some guidance as to what I should think or do during the school year. But they never did. Why? The answer, as any good teacher will tell you, is simple.
Republicans hate children.
It's true. When scientists at the UN aren't busy coming to consensus about Global Cooling/Warming/Whatever-Works-This-Week they've proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that people who vote Republican just don't like you.
As you embark on another year of learning I urge you all to focus on the important things, like whether or not mommy and daddy are driving hybrid vehicles. Or putting those squiggly little light bulbs in all the lamps in your house. People who don't do these things hate Earth.
Just like the Republicans do.
(Excerpt) Read more at stephenkruiser.com ...
“Now kids, if you hear an adult, even your parent, talking ill about my health care plan, I want you to send an email to this address, so we can help them to understand”.
Bwahahahaha! Greatness.
Parents: Your mass exodus from public schools should begin soon.
My children will be having a nice four day weekend.
I am keeping my 7 year old home that day too. I have just started homeschooling the 11 year old and intend to homeschool the 7 year old, but I want to get use to homeschooling my 6th grader first. But if this keeps up it may be sooner than I was ready for.
Good for you! You can do it!
Then they have the kids do this:
Thankfully my kids are grown up and are staunch conservatives. If I had kids in school I’d pull them out and call it a sick day.. sick of Obama’s $hit.
Dear Mr. President,
Totalitarian regimes now and in the past, have sought out children to spread their propaganda.
LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE YOU POS MARXIST!!
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