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How to argue with a Conservative: the Web Guide *Vanity*

Posted on 09/01/2009 9:47:36 PM PDT by Tzimisce

Sick of arguing with Conservatives who only use pre-written Republican talking points? Well use the answers in this guide to respond to them. :D

Conservative Argument: Tax cuts benefit the Economy.

Your thoughtful response: Yeah? Well you're a greedy tool of the corporate military establishment!

Conservative Argument: Spending while having a massive deficit is a bad idea.

Your open minded answer: Yeah? Well Herbert Hoover did that and you guys were on board!

Conservative Argument: The American people don't want national health care.

Your tolerant answer: Yeah? Well you're a racist!

Conservative Argument: The 2nd Amendment says that private citizens can carry firearms.

Your well rationalized response: Yeah? Well you're a homophobic bigot! You obviously want gay people to die!

Conservative Argument: Al Queda backed terrorists crashed planes in to the WTC on 9-11.

Your intelligent response: Yeah? Well you're a tool of Jewish Bankers trying to make money for Haliburton.


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1 posted on 09/01/2009 9:47:36 PM PDT by Tzimisce
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To: Tzimisce
Conservative: The First Amendment guarantees free exchange of ideas and belief

Libtard: SHUT UP!

2 posted on 09/01/2009 9:53:58 PM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Tzimisce

“Marriage is not only about 2 people who love each other but it’s also about the propagation of the species..’

LIBTARD: “You right-wing homophobe, you! I hope you die. Where’s your church? We’ll burn it to the ground..”


3 posted on 09/01/2009 10:01:34 PM PDT by max americana (i)
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To: Tzimisce

“neo-cons” seems to be a favorite.


4 posted on 09/01/2009 10:11:53 PM PDT by Califreak (If it's Astroturf, why are you trying to mow it?(sign seen at a town hall meeting))
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To: Tzimisce
Pro-life conservative: "If it isn't a baby, then you aren't pregnant, so what are you aborting?"

Pro-abortion Libtard: "Keep your racist hands out of my uterus!"

5 posted on 09/01/2009 10:16:31 PM PDT by dit_xi
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