[DeltaZulu]

Rule #1: It's always loaded, even when it's unloaded.
Rule #2: Never point it at anything unless you intend to destroy it.

These came straight out of my concealed carry training. What am I being inconsistent about?

[ColdWater]

These came straight out of my concealed carry training. What am I being inconsistent about?

You said there should not be rule numbers and then proceded to list a rule number.