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Bill Granting President Authority to Shutdown Internet Advances
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 29 August 2009
| John Semmens
Posted on 08/29/2009 4:08:27 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Don’t you usually post satire?
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:09:57 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: John Semmens
Talk about pissing on the First Amendment!!
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:12:38 PM PDT
by
SatinDoll
(NO Foreign Nationals as our President!!)
To: John Semmens
Rockefeller said. “The Internet must be reserved for uses compatible with the needs of a progressive society. My bill will ensure that this happens.” COMMUNISTS!!!
STALINISTS!!!
‘Progressive’ society my @$$....he must really think we are all pretty stupid using this buzz word for total state domination.
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:13:43 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: John Semmens
Make my day, Obama. Shut down the internet, and we’ll see how much longer your Presidency lasts.
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:13:55 PM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: SatinDoll
Let’s see how the urinalists cover this effort.
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:14:16 PM PDT
by
AmericanVictory
(Should we be more like them or they more like we used to be?)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:14:25 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
To: John Semmens
A bill that’s only 55 pages? Now I know this is satire!
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:15:51 PM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
To: John Semmens
“It’s clear that the Internet is too precious a resource for us to allow it to be abused by the enemies of change.” Astounding. It's clear we must repeal the first amendment to achieve the goals of a progressive society.
What the hell kinds of goals are those????
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:16:11 PM PDT
by
paulycy
To: John Semmens
OH Duh!
it is semi-satire (whatever part of it is semi???)
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:16:51 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: paulycy
OK, OK. I admit it.
I got sucked in.
This satire is WAY too believable.
(angry blush follows)
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:17:31 PM PDT
by
paulycy
To: Man50D
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:21:42 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: John Semmens
You had me for a second there. I got to the second paragraph and was hollering at the screen...then figured I better check the source...lol.
The thing is...there is probably more truth here than anyone would let on.
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:23:12 PM PDT
by
moonpie57
("Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." MLK)
To: John Semmens
Is it getting harder to do this?
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:33:12 PM PDT
by
Excellence
(Meet your new mother-in-law, the United States Government)
To: Vaquero
Satire... however David Rockefeller, Jay’s Uncle is self proclaimed communist in his memoirs. DR is head of think tank at CFR....no surprise there...NWO.
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:38:23 PM PDT
by
Kackikat
(There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
To: Brilliant
This is about shutting down communication for conservatives during 2010 and 2012 elections. It is about keeping conservatives from organizing...like tea parties; Project 9/12 and rallies for election candidates. It’s true totalitarianism/fascist/dictatorship.
SINCE WHEN DOES THE USA OWN THE INTERNET?????
So there is more at work here than just private internet providers...what about those around world who communicate with USA citizens?
We had better stop this now...no other choice, and if we don’t kiss USA goodbye, and free republic.
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:43:38 PM PDT
by
Kackikat
(There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
To: John Semmens
"As a result,
important reform socialist government takeover of our health care system has been impeded".
Fixed for accuracy.
To: moonpie57
This bill is about shutting down conservatives, so demrats can win in 2010 and 2012, it isn’t about cyber security at all...the gov’t can use The Tor Project for security if they are concerned.
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:45:27 PM PDT
by
Kackikat
(There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
To: John Semmens
I came so very close to posting the most vitriolic, nasty, swaney word flinging response of biblical proportions ever! I never would have been allow within 100 yards of an internet connection to be able to post on FR ever again!
Then right before I clicked on post, I thought, could this possibly be saterical?
Whew!
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posted on
08/29/2009 4:46:01 PM PDT
by
sirchtruth
(Gravity Of The Situation...)
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