Posted on 08/09/2009 5:35:13 PM PDT by charlie72
In Parade Mag (8/9/09) O'Reilly lists 5 lessons Obama can teach America's kids: forgiveness, respect, persistence, hard work and anything is possible. Here are some other things Obama has taught. It is okay to illegally take the Census from the Legislative Branch and put it under Presidential control although it violates the Constitution. It is okay to illegally fire an inspector general for questioning the spending of your man. Okay to appoint 44 czars to eventually take over the government without Congress' advice and consent per Constitution. Okay to be a citizen of Indonesia still, certainly not a natural-born citizen per Constitution. Okay to get education partially at taxpayer expense as a foreign student with help from foreigners with Don Warden's help (he helped Black Panthers). Learn that forgiveness comes from a beer bottle not an apology. Learn that respect means calling the police "stupid." Become a senator, not by own abilities, but by digging up dirt and exposing opponents until they give up. As sentor, illegal to go to Kenya, illegally support a Marxist candidate, lose the election in which you secretly agree to Sharia Law, cause riots and death. Then, come back and run for president, but first hire lawyers at about a million $ to keep all your personal info top secret--passports, immigration, birth certificate, college records, etc. Okay to honor your father by adopting Marxism as you fundamentally change America from a free-market capitalistic system to a dictatorship like Cuba in the name of hope and change. Use crises to control money supply, nationalize industries, etc. Okay to perjure yourself by omitting your other name on app for lawyer license, falsify selective service card, set New Black Panthers free after being convicted of voter intimidation, encourage people to snitch on neighbors who disagree with your policies, overthrow the health system and tell the elderly they aren't worth spending money on. This is the big one: Anything is possible is you are willing to defraud those you claim to be helping. Finally, go to Chicago, meet union and crime bosses at city hall, join organizers like ACORN and SEIU, meet Communist Party members who vote the Democratic ticket because they are the same candidates (remember, Frank Davis, Obama's mentor, was the Communist Party leader in Hawaii). Then, return to New York's Fox News and tell O'Reilly what a wise, smart investigative reporter he really is. Oh, and be sure you get rewarded with a high-paying job with the million other organizers who will run the bureaucracy nightmare at Healthcare Reform--creating jobs! Aren't you glad Obama and O"Reilly are inspiring our kids to breathtaking achievements? Soon, we will be speaking Russian and bowing to Allah. (See Colony14.net for the Obama Timeline.)
Also in Parade Magazine was a question about any celebrities who might be conservative. They listed several and then ruined the whole answer by adding the Governor of California!! So now I can’t have any faith in the others they listed knowing CA GOV is as liberal as they come!
Obama can teach kids that it’s okay to kill babies—both before and after they are born.
Bill O’Reilly and BHO don’t have much in common.
You’re way off target.
Oh? Tell B O’R that.
Glady, but it’s not necessary.
Article sounds like the kind of thing that some in-house flunkey is instructed to draft so the publication can find a big shot to put his name on it in exchange for a nice check and the publicity.
It really doesnt sound like BOR to me, but I grant anything is possible.
1. It doesn't matter how inexperienced or unintelligent you are, if you can give a good speech and have some rich friends, you can go anywhere!
2. When another kid won't give you their lunch money or disagrees with your choice of playground games, scream racism!(Unless you are white, then skip this one you cracker.)
3. If you have a few nutty friends, such as former terrorists or black radicals, don't be afraid to toss them under the bus if it will help further your goals, this applies to your white grandma as well.
4. It never hurts to have a few burly union thugs to take care of business that you can't deal with yourself.
5. Find a friend that can forge good birth certificates, and send me their phone number...Please...
I read the article. It is very complimentary (fawning) to the president. Made me do a double take. Don’t have the Parade mag with me or I’d take another look to see if O’Reilly is really the author.
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