[GOP_Lady]

Mom Jeans!

Allstar Game.
You don't play baseball but you took good aim.
And now I'm wondering how could this be?
I'm shocked to see Obama in mom jeans.

Mr. President, do you think that your money was well spent?
It looks to me just like you didn't care.
You went to lady's wear and picked up some mom jeans.

Maybe tonight we can go shop 'til we drop at the mall you and I.
We'll go ask the chap at the Gap, "Does my butt look too wide?"

Be a man.
Those mom jeans need some kind of bailout plan.
I watched you wind up and throw out the first pitch.
You looked like a bitch wearing those mom jeans.

Panty waste.
It looks just like your manhood's been displaced.
And now I'm asking you -- I've got one thing to say -- shop at Targèt.
Get rid of those mom jeans.

[al baby]

I think he is fay ray

[chiefqc]

I do believe that the zipper was on the side instead of the front.
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[RepublitarianRoger2]

Yeah, well, wasn’t he wearing some major body armor under there? I think I’ll give him a pass on this one. Sort of a non-story anyway.

[garyhope]

Pardon me for asking, but would someone define “mom jeans” for this unhip and not with it old guy.

[Electric Graffiti]

What a Sinclair Eclair

[KTM rider]

He throws like a girl !

[NavyCanDo]

Here is the Presidential first pitch that all other presidential first pitches, past, present and in the future should be measured against.

This will bring tears to your eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evb489N11Q4&feature=related