Posted on 07/10/2009 7:42:39 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that on March 31st 1948, nine months after that historic day, guess who was born: Albert A. Gore, Jr..
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
Now You Know!
Al Gore was born March 31, 1948
... but he is a freak of some sort.
Ignore me, I just realized I complely missed the middle paragraph. mea culpa.
You got me there.
Al was hatched from an egg and raised by gay penguins.
‘Gay’ Penguins Rear Gore chick in German Zoo
Two homosexual penguins have successfully hatched an egg and are now proudly rearing the chick, a German zoo has said.
Published: 04 Jun 1948
Zorton got the ugly one! Zorton got the ugly one!
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