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Post Turtle
vanity | 6/7/09 | unknown

Posted on 07/07/2009 8:54:36 AM PDT by xtinct

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; postturtle

1 posted on 07/07/2009 8:54:36 AM PDT by xtinct
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To: xtinct

Post Turtle, that about fits the 0.


2 posted on 07/07/2009 8:58:02 AM PDT by VicVega (Join Jihad, get captured by the US and resettled in the best places in the world. I love the USA)
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To: xtinct

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%22post+turtle%22&FORM=BIFD

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

!!!!!!!!!


3 posted on 07/07/2009 9:01:42 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: xtinct

4 posted on 07/07/2009 9:02:11 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: xtinct

That’s good.

I’ve already e-mailed it to my wife and some friends.


5 posted on 07/07/2009 9:02:42 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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6 posted on 07/07/2009 9:03:02 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: xtinct

Great - LOL! - and thanks!...


7 posted on 07/07/2009 9:03:44 AM PDT by matginzac
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To: fishtank

Very nice.


8 posted on 07/07/2009 9:10:39 AM PDT by VicVega (Join Jihad, get captured by the US and resettled in the best places in the world. I love the USA)
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To: xtinct

This has been going around for a year or more


9 posted on 07/07/2009 9:29:50 AM PDT by the long march
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