New spam (I thought these only came from Nigeria)

We have studied your CV. We are a small consultancy company situated in Poland, Warsaw. In current moment we have an open position of Financial Manager. Position of Financial Manager requires part-time work from the candidate. The job consists in remittance of pay-offs from our customers.

Activity description: because of our local legislation we are hindered in acquirement of pay-offs from our United States based customers. However customers from United States compose the main part of our consultant business. In current moment we do not possess a representation of our Firm in USA, that why we need a Financial Manager, which resides in USA and has a valid bank account. Our customers from USA will send cheques with payments for consulting services immediately on the name and address of our Financial Manager.

The job of Financial Manager includes cash-out of cheques of our customers and funds remittance to other customers or to our company. As a rule there would be performed 2-5 transfers per week for amount of $2600 � 3000.

Ideal candidate: - US citizen or US permanent resident - Applicant should be responsible, honest-minded and punctual. - Minor knowledge of PC and skills of Internet usage.

Salary: regular compensation of $1500-2700 in the end of each month, including bonus reward of 8-20 % of every cashed cheque. This compensation amount up to $12000 monthly.

Details: Our customers pay us rendered consultant feedback of acquirement of estate property in Czech Republic, Poland, Slovakia and Germany. You will get your per cent immediately after cash out of cheques. We would NEVER explore your information of your bank account. You can use your present bank drafts or open a new one especially for working with us. The compensations for remittances are paid via Western Union. You are not required of any initial investments to start working with us. We would never ask you to acquire of any goods and services. The amount of cash transfers would NEVER surpass $5000. This activity is tax-free. Please, don't think that you will have to pay taxes from money transferred by you. You are not violating any US laws. You will be sent all information and training if required. To begin working there is no need of any initial experience.

To file an CV for employment assistance for this vacancy, please proceed through link at the top of this letter and register as Financial Manager at career page.

After we will get your application, we will study it and in case of favorable decision, our manager would call you and inform you about detailed information. You will get your first cheque after 1-2 days via express-mail.

To become financial manager you need to fallow to our site push the button "Registation Financial Manager" and follow all instructions.

Lucky you. I got this one.

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support urgent secret business the relationship with transfer of funds of many great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of wealth of 10 trillion dollars US. If you would to assist me in this transfer, it would be most beneficial for you.

I am working with Mr. Henry Paulson, who was my predecessor as Ministry of the Treasury. You may be have heard of him. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under the surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred made.

Please to reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren so that we may reward you for your help in this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will to be used to protect the funds and how you will benefit from.

Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury USA
Timothy Geithner

Dear Friend,

I am a community organizer of the Democratic Republic of Chicago and under the leadership of the, Rev. Jeremiah Wrighte.

I presume you are aware there are financial dispute between my party (THE DEOMCRATS) and the present civilian Government (The Very President George Dubwya. Bush II).

This is based on what I believe as bad and corrupt governance on his father’s part and an unjust war on innnocent civilians in Iraq. May their souls rest in perfect peace of Allah God in Heaven. Also there are wicked accussations that my party is funded by the overlord Goerge Sooros which are compleetly untrue.

You may have heard how a lot of my sponsor’s bank account in Switzerland and North America has been frozen. Following the outlined reasons, I am soliciting for your esteemed organization’s confidential assistance to take custody of Ten Million United States Dollars (US$10,000,000.00) and also to front for my campaign in the areas of business you consider profitable.

This Consignment containing the funds have secretly been concealed and deposited with an International Diplomatic Security firm where it can easily be taken delivery of by a beneficiary recommended of your choosing. The consignment containing the funds were shipped as diplomatic items of high values and will be released to you by the Security firm based on my recommendations to this regard on that note; you will be presented as our esteemed partner and colleague who will be fronting for me and my family in any subsequent ventures.

I and my Michellle have decided to give fully 25% to you for your assistance if you are able to help us claim this donation, 5% for any expenses that may be incured by you during this transaction, and the remaining 70% for my campaign.

Please, I will have need your total discreetness and co-operation for the success of this business ventures, your utmost confidentiality and secrecy is highly required, due to my campaign’s present condition. I am presently in the refugee camp here in the Hawaiian islands under the need of safety due to the uncertainty in the Russian country of Georgia and of the unstability in the Middle Eastern world, and I can be reached by responding to my private email address only for now.

I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledge-ment as soon as possible for you, as I intend to continue the campaign more, once the consignment is in your possession.

God bless you as I await your uegent response.

Yours Truly,

Mr. Barry Hussein Soetoro

P.S. I need to tell you that this offer is extremely condfidnetial, and all that we need is your signature and your social security number as well as your bank account number to facilitate the ease of processing. Have a nice day.

THIS IS THE (F.B.I)

http://www.fbi.gov
fbi_cyberwatch_us@yahoo.com.hk
Robert S. Mueller
Executive Director FBI

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

Dear Esteem Beneficiary,

Have you receive your fund from the FedEx Courier Service Nigeria? Or from any organization claiming that they have your fund with them? We have been watching every transactions that you made from last year 2008 up till date and you have to know that we are also working to make sure that your fund which is supposed to be delivered to you some days ago can be immediately be delivered to you without any further delay or any kind of excuses.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation does not want any of our citizens to lose their fund and that is why we have been working every hour on our cyber watch department so you won’t get burnt by this scammers.

We are aware of every payment you have made on the transaction you are into to make the transaction succeed, yet the fund is still held down by the drug law agency and the immigration officer at the airport.

We want you to take note that our special investigation service diplomatic men are the one to deliver your fund of $5.8million to you without any further roadblock agencies.

The diplomatic delivery men are in Nigeria where your fund is originated at the international airport now, as soon as you get back to this email by applying to the instruction that is sent to you, the delivery will take effect immediately.

The payment you are to send now so that your fund can finally get to you is the sum of $400USD for the airport clearance of your fund due to the huge amount of money, and as soon as this has been sent down via money gram or western union international money transfer, the delivery will take immediate effect by the delivery diplomatic men.

You have to stop every transaction you are into and communication with other organization to avoid delay on processing of your fund and wrong contact that is why we at the FBI have email you to warn you that your fund is in Nigeria at the immigration office where the diplomatic men will deliver it to you personally as soon as the payment of $400USD is sent to them.

Get back to us at the FBI as soon as you receive this email.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Robert S. Mueller,
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.