Posted on 06/20/2009 7:04:09 AM PDT by curth
“Gawd, I really looked like a b**ch!” exclaimed Mrs. Barbara Boxer, a California politician who occupies a political office in Washington, D.C., as she watched a replay of her disrespectful interruption of Brig. Gen. Michael Walsh, of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, during his testimony on the Hurricane Katrina restoration process. The General--who has served his country admirably, risked his life and limb, and devoted his life to preserve the lady’s freedom to disrespect him and others in uniform who are trained to refer to ladies as “Ma’am” and gentlemen as “Sir”--was rudely “dressed down” as they say in the military, as he dared to preface an answer to one of Boxer’s questions with a polite “Ma’am.”
At this point, Ms. Boxer interrupted the General and reminded him that she, Madam Boxer, worked hard to gain a seat in the legislative body of which she is a member, and was therefore entitled to the ultimate respect, deference, and tribute that comes with being a liberal, professional politician whose main accomplishment in Washington has been to tax other people and spend their money.
Invited by Missus Boxer to watch the replay, Stoos Views reporter Hugh Betcha--Chief of The Washington News Bureau--met with Barb at her request so she could issue an apology to the General for her inexcusable disrespect of a United States Army military officer. “I am so sorry for my indefensible behavior,” Missus Boxer stated, “I realize now that the term ‘Madam’ was not meant to be disrespectful to me as a revered member of the elite Washington Political Class. Rather, I understand now that it is a term of respect used by members of the lower and servant classes, such as military people, waiters, laborers, normal people with manners, and anyone else who
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....Hugh Betcha—Chief of The Washington News Bureau .... gave it away for me. Sounds very similar to part of my tagline.
That's some apology. /sarc
Before biting this story I first checked the weather report for Hell, and there is a zero chance of it freezing over. Then I checked the 2010 Winter Olympic Winter Games web site, and they say there is no chance any of the events will be moved to Hell. So that being found out, I can safely say Boxer did not apologize.
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Is this satire or did the b/w/gritch really apologize?
I doubt it.
Boxerface would likely run for “God” if the position was vacant.
It’s a joke
I realized that after reading a bit more.
Thx.
I think we should refer to her as . . .
“Boxerface”
or
“Boxershort”
or
“Fat-lipped-Barbie”
or
???
Without Fox news or the internet, the public never would have seen the act of arrogance.
“Hugh Betcha”
LOL!!!
Madam Boxer, worked hard to gain a seat in the legislative body.The things one can obtain with money ain’t it great?.
For me from now on she’s MADAM BOXER.
INDEED.
However, Heaven has a flawless recording . . .
from INSIDE
every mind, heart, spirit, eyes, mind . . .
Personally,
I wouldn’t want to claim the creature as
Ma Dam Boxer.
I think I’d say . . . Yer Dam Boxerface or some such.
LOL.
Where is the American Legion?
I googled “barbara boxer” and “american legion” - zero
I googled “barbara boxer” and “cunt” - tons of stuff
Excellent satire!
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