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The White House has been bugged!
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| June 17, 2009
| NorseWood
Posted on 06/18/2009 10:32:09 AM PDT by NorseWood
The CIA has just released a memo that reveals details of a highly sophisticated spy effort by a foreign government to obtain information from within the White House. Kim Jung Il, it has been learned, has funded the development of a tiny, remote controlled airborne vehicle that contains a camera and highly sensitive listening devise. The devise would literally be a fly on the wall within the White House. Unfortunately, to the horror of its operators, during an interview in the White House earlier this week, as the fly was seeking out a better listening position, President Obama, with ninja like reflexes, destroyed it with one swipe and sent it crashing to the carpet. Kim Jung Il has threatened a nuclear retaliation, but has not yet been able to develop a fly strong enough to carry a bomb.
http://www.pacificcresttales.com/Pacific_Crest_Tales/Views_%26_Perspectives/Entries/2009/6/18_The_White_House_is_Bugged!.html
http://www.pacificcresttales.com/Pacific_Crest_Tales/Views_%26_Perspectives/Views_%26_Perspectives.html
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bugged; espionage; fly; whitehouse
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posted on
06/18/2009 10:32:10 AM PDT
by
NorseWood
To: NorseWood
That’s ok...Obammy swats not only flys, but ALL bugs!
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posted on
06/18/2009 10:32:50 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: NorseWood
North Korea will learn for sure if obozo is really bisexual and how many of each he brings to the Lincoln Bedroom.
3
posted on
06/18/2009 10:34:01 AM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: NorseWood
4
posted on
06/18/2009 10:34:01 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts....)
To: Puppage
You forgot “and the Constitution”.
5
posted on
06/18/2009 10:34:14 AM PDT
by
ataDude
(Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
To: NorseWood
Now, he’ll have to apologize for ‘meddling’ with North Korea’s spying plans.
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posted on
06/18/2009 10:34:20 AM PDT
by
perfect_rovian_storm
(The worst is behind us. Unfortunately it is really well endowed.)
To: ataDude
You forgot and the ConstitutionBugs, living documents....they're all just pesky things that get in the way.
7
posted on
06/18/2009 10:37:06 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: NorseWood
To: NorseWood
9
posted on
06/18/2009 10:37:31 AM PDT
by
cranked
To: NorseWood; STARWISE; LucyT
We joked about the WH being bugged this morning.... great minds and all.
10
posted on
06/18/2009 10:37:34 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(Hey hey! Ho ho! Where's your Birth Certificate/ We've a right to know!)
To: hoosiermama
That will teach it to F with The President.
11
posted on
06/18/2009 10:41:14 AM PDT
by
Surrounded_too
(Robot machine guns and the Dirty Dozen)
To: NorseWood
LOL..., I saw Obama swat that fly, too...
I was over at a friend’s house and he had it on a channel that showed the video of Obama doing that... :-)
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posted on
06/18/2009 10:58:54 AM PDT
by
Star Traveler
(The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
To: NorseWood
PETA tells Urkel to never swat a fly.....
To: AngelesCrestHighway
Next time Obama will call in the SWAT team
To: NorseWood
With all of the maggots occupying the White House, a few flies are no surprise.
15
posted on
06/18/2009 11:26:46 AM PDT
by
Gator113
(I live in "one of the largest Muslim countries in the world." Imam Obama told me so.)
To: Gator113
It was just an ordinary house fly. Every fly will swarm and land on a POS (pile of $hit) when it sees one. Need I say more?
To: Gator113; pissant; MeekOneGOP
With all of the maggots occupying the White House, a few flies are no surprise.Good one!
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posted on
06/18/2009 11:51:23 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(Hey hey! Ho ho! Where's your Birth Certificate/ We've a right to know!)
To: NorseWood
This SWATT unit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Rb3W8UTrg
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posted on
06/18/2009 12:58:26 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre)
To: hoosiermama
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:10:42 PM PDT
by
STARWISE
(The Art & Science Institute of Chicago Politics NE Div: now open at the White House)
To: NorseWood
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posted on
06/18/2009 2:12:23 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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