[SERKIT]

If it gets out that you looked at the Federalist Papers, you could be labeled as a terrorist, or one of those people that are contingency examples of those who perform man-made acts of incidents, or whatever the code word it this week. Anyway, knock it off, and for heaven's sake, DON'T have a bumper sticker that says “I am a fan of the Federalist Papers”. It could get you politically profiled by certain state troopers and get you pulled over and frisked (unless you enjoy that kinda thing).

[Domandred]

If it gets out that you looked at the Federalist Papers, you could be labeled as a terrorist,

I'm in trouble than. Not only have I read, but there's a copy in my backpack that I carry to work each day, right next to a pocketbook copy of the Declaration and Constitution.