[gaggs]

Test here: Evaluation: A Test For Alzheimer's

[RU88]

I’m 46, just woke up, and thought this to be rather easy considering I have not even finished my first cup of coffee.

[muir_redwoods]

ping

[central_va]

The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and science can comprehend knowing acknowledges order/pattern perception knows object name reality based forms strategies practical safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses feeling "big picture" oriented imagination rules symbols and images present and future philosophy & religion can "get it" (i.e. meaning) believes appreciates spatial perception knows object function fantasy based presents possibilities impetuous risk taking

[Yankee]

I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.

At least I don’t have Alzheimer’s. LOL

[nevergore]

What were we testing again????

[Gay State Conservative]

I have Irish Alzheimer’s.That where you forget everything but the grudges.

[Savage Beast]

Somehow they managed to leave out the most important part of the interpretation:

After test #4, they intended to add:

"If you voted for him, forget about tests #1-3. You definitely have Alzheimer's--or some other severe form of dementia.