To: RandallFlagg; Rastus; Squantos; doc1019; TigersEye; spodefly; Nea Wood; hoosierham
Flagg, ya wimp. The Sedition will make me quit when they pry the last Marlboro from my cold, dead hands! LOL (Or when I hork up a lung, whichever comes first.) In case you didn't know, I'm running for president by popular demand, and tobacco is going to be declared the new national cash crop. Now roll it and smoke it, because the tax offset I plan on giving tobacco farmers will come directly from the budget downsizing I'll implement when I dissolve the Department of Homeland Security, reactivate the good old, trustworthy Department of Civil Defense, and let the military defend us by doing what they do best - killing the enemy and blowing things up!
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12 posted on
05/28/2009 4:57:53 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(This tagline for rent.)
To: Viking2002
13 posted on
05/28/2009 4:59:45 PM PDT by
pnut22
To: Viking2002
To: Viking2002
LOL!
No, no, no. I just couldn’t get my seeds to grow. I really WASN’T planning on quitting. I just got the ecigs to get me by when my 10 pounds of pre-SCHIP tobacco ran out.
21 posted on
05/28/2009 5:10:03 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Satisfaction was my sin)
To: Viking2002
WOW! You are certainly on a roll tonight, Viking. Go for it future POTUS, you have my vote (bet you wont need TOTUS). LOL! ;-)
22 posted on
05/28/2009 5:10:46 PM PDT by
doc1019
(Without White Liberal Guilt, Obama would just be another worthless Congress critter.)
To: Viking2002
I’m all behind your Presidential campaign but, until your roll-backs are put into play, I may have to quit smoking. I can’t let my money go to fund 0bamunism.
44 posted on
05/28/2009 6:25:33 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Cloward-Piven Strategy)
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