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Polar Bears "Dropping Like Flies" From Heat Exhaustion
ecoEnquirer ^
| May 12, 2009
| ecoEnquirer
Posted on 05/12/2009 9:39:10 PM PDT by This Just In
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To: This Just In
strangely satire and reality is so blurred these days I have to check the tags to make sure
To: This Just In
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posted on
05/12/2009 9:42:27 PM PDT
by
Inyo-Mono
(Had God not driven man from the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club surely would have.)
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To: This Just In
Maybe if Johnson just removed that heavy pelt the bears could cool off a bit. Works for “grizz”.
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posted on
05/12/2009 9:44:36 PM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: wheresmycheckbarry?
I find satire an entertaining outlet. We can laugh at the absurdity of reality expressed in this light. :^)
To: This Just In
"Average annual temperatures in the area have risen from 20 degrees below zero to 15 below zero in the last 30 years, and these giant creatures simply can not withstand the excess heat."Can someone please explain to poor stupid me how polar bears survive in non-Arctic environments like Europe and the United States?
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posted on
05/12/2009 9:48:28 PM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: This Just In
Don’t blame me, I voted for Ted Nugent!
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posted on
05/12/2009 9:49:19 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
To: Lizavetta
Can someone please explain to poor stupid me how polar bears survive in non-Arctic environments like Europe and the United States?
We feed them frozen German tourists.
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posted on
05/12/2009 9:49:58 PM PDT
by
usmcobra
(Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
To: This Just In
This is pure bull crap!! Ask our friends from Montana or North Dakota or Minnesota if things are warming? Bull!!
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posted on
05/12/2009 9:50:21 PM PDT
by
mrsalty
To: usmcobra
Like this dumb broad? Okay, I get it.
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posted on
05/12/2009 9:52:08 PM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
To: This Just In
What a load of BS. There are freaking polar bears at the zoo in warm climates.
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:05:46 PM PDT
by
Ron Jeremy
(sonic)
To: count-your-change
I find it amazing that Jeremiah Johnson is still alive after some 120 years, but even more, that he was able to take time out of killing Blackfoot warriors for revenge just to care for these poor, suffering polar bears.
Absolutely astounding!
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:15:22 PM PDT
by
Drammach
(Freedom - It's not just a job, It's an Adventure)
To: This Just In
Guess I better move up north to get out of this cold weather we are having in Montana. It snowed here today.
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:16:34 PM PDT
by
tuckrdout
(~ 'Daily example is the most subtle of poisons.' ~)
To: wheresmycheckbarry?
strangely satire and reality is so blurred these days I have to check the tags to make sure I know what you mean, I especially have trouble with the Bozo satire because that guy is liable to do anything or propose anything and you have to be really careful when you start reading a post about him.
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:20:17 PM PDT
by
calex59
To: Ron Jeremy
Ahemmm.....(Whispers)satire!
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:21:20 PM PDT
by
calex59
To: calex59
hmm.. usually I am the one making fun off others for not getting satire!!
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:23:27 PM PDT
by
Ron Jeremy
(sonic)
To: This Just In
The ecoEnquirer?
More like the ecoOnion or ecoScrappleface.
Check out some of their other “stories”.
Hilarious.
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:24:16 PM PDT
by
garyhope
To: Drammach
You don’t remember the last line of the movie??
“And some say he lives there, still....”
[the narrator warned you!]
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:30:33 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
To: This Just In
Can I haz air conditioning?
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posted on
05/12/2009 10:36:47 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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