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Anybody had any experience with this before?
1 posted on 05/10/2009 7:59:35 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: tacticalogic

I divorced her. Much better now.


2 posted on 05/10/2009 8:01:00 PM PDT by digger48
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To: tacticalogic
Ask her...


3 posted on 05/10/2009 8:03:13 PM PDT by South40 (Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its Idiot.)
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To: tacticalogic

nutcracker


4 posted on 05/10/2009 8:04:21 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: tacticalogic

LOL! I know just how she feels. I’ve got an ACORN problem myself.


6 posted on 05/10/2009 8:06:55 PM PDT by fullchroma (right-wing radical in pearls and lipstick)
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To: tacticalogic

“What do you do about a sow that’s got an acorn stuck on her teat?”

ACORN sure gets around. I knew they were parasites, but this seems to carrying things a bot to far.


8 posted on 05/10/2009 8:09:01 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I agree with Rick..)
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To: tacticalogic

Yep, dreaded Teat tick, looks just like an acorn.
Put a hot cigarette to it and it will drop right off.
Be sure to hold on to sow.


9 posted on 05/10/2009 8:09:03 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tacticalogic

Is she registered to vote?


11 posted on 05/10/2009 8:17:04 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
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To: tacticalogic; vetvetdoug

Ask the doc...


13 posted on 05/10/2009 8:20:36 PM PDT by HiJinx (~ Support Our Troops ~ www.AmericaSupportsYou.mil ~)
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To: tacticalogic

What have you done with Helen Thomas?!?!


15 posted on 05/10/2009 8:43:31 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: tacticalogic
"What do you do about a sow that's got an acorn stuck on her teat?"

Slaughter her and have a big ol' BBQ.

16 posted on 05/10/2009 8:59:37 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: tacticalogic
Call a Democrat...Bill Clinton, Edwards, Obama...they all have experience on sucking on the teats of sows.

Going to have to restrain the sow and get it out surgically or lubricate it till it comes out. It's a physical removal IMO...first I have ever heard of this. Are you sure its an acorn and not a mass, debris, or abscess?

17 posted on 05/11/2009 5:18:12 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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What do you do about a sow that's got an acorn stuck on her teat?

Text Obama, he should be able to answer that question.......

18 posted on 05/11/2009 5:20:41 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun in an Indy car....)
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