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Veterinary question.
Posted on 05/10/2009 7:59:35 PM PDT by tacticalogic
What do you do about a sow that's got an acorn stuck on her teat?
It's making her all bloated and ornery, and it doesn't seem to want to let go.
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Anybody had any experience with this before?
To: tacticalogic
I divorced her. Much better now.
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:01:00 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: tacticalogic
Ask her...
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:03:13 PM PDT
by
South40
(Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its Idiot.)
To: tacticalogic
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:04:21 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: South40
Crap. Now I have to go to bed with that image in my head.
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:04:47 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: tacticalogic
LOL! I know just how she feels. I’ve got an ACORN problem myself.
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:06:55 PM PDT
by
fullchroma
(right-wing radical in pearls and lipstick)
To: tacticalogic
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:07:40 PM PDT
by
South40
(Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its Idiot.)
To: tacticalogic
“What do you do about a sow that’s got an acorn stuck on her teat?”
ACORN sure gets around. I knew they were parasites, but this seems to carrying things a bot to far.
To: tacticalogic
Yep, dreaded Teat tick, looks just like an acorn.
Put a hot cigarette to it and it will drop right off.
Be sure to hold on to sow.
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:09:03 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:13:56 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
(Blagojevich: a mediocre megalomaniac)
To: tacticalogic
Is she registered to vote?
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:17:04 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( Don't mess with the mockingbird! /\/\ http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
To: smokingfrog
Is she registered to vote?She wasn't until all this started. Now she's got her own shed for the voter ID cards, and her own bin down at the post office.
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:19:46 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: tacticalogic; vetvetdoug
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:20:36 PM PDT
by
HiJinx
(~ Support Our Troops ~ www.AmericaSupportsYou.mil ~)
To: HiJinx
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:29:34 PM PDT
by
bboop
(obama, little o, not a Real God)
To: tacticalogic
What have you done with Helen Thomas?!?!
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:43:31 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: tacticalogic
"What do you do about a sow that's got an acorn stuck on her teat?"
Slaughter her and have a big ol' BBQ.
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posted on
05/10/2009 8:59:37 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: tacticalogic
Call a Democrat...Bill Clinton, Edwards, Obama...they all have experience on sucking on the teats of sows.
Going to have to restrain the sow and get it out surgically or lubricate it till it comes out. It's a physical removal IMO...first I have ever heard of this. Are you sure its an acorn and not a mass, debris, or abscess?
To: tacticalogic
What do you do about a sow that's got an acorn stuck on her teat?
Text Obama, he should be able to answer that question.......
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posted on
05/11/2009 5:20:41 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun in an Indy car....)
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