Posted on 05/06/2009 5:15:03 AM PDT by SvenWaring
Clicking Google Ads causes Obama pain. Perhaps it's all that natural distribution of capital?
Physicians for P. Rezzi Barack Obama are keeping silent, but one unnamed official said a recent physical did not go well for the president. Doctors say while Obama does not have swine flu, he appears to suffer from a rare ailment called googlephobatic thrombosis, or H1N1-ChaChaCha, an intense pain caused by the clicking of google ads.
According to the doctor, Obama receives a stinging sensation in the skull when Google ads are clicked. He also suffers from a deep malaise brought on by the purchase of conservative books at Amazon.com.
"It appears that skyscraper ads on the right-hand navigation cause him the most discomfort," the doctor said. "Although, a purchase of a Mark Levin's book, Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservatives Manifesto, from Amazon.com will undeniably bring him pain, too."
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Clicking away as fast as I can......
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