Hannity would lose. Olbermann doesn’t have anything in his head worth extracting.
Do we have a charity fund going to board Keith?
Here’s a better offer: Hannity will undergo waterboarding if Olberman will undergo a beheading.
Hannity had better go through with this. If he does, he’ll have bragging rights forever, and Olbermann will look like the loudmouthed dick that he is. If Hannity chickens out, he’ll look like a pussy whose battleship mouth wrote a check his rowboat ass couldn’t cash. Do it, Hannity!
Hannity should do fine. Seems I read a while ago that a lot of people, including teenagers, have done this to prove that it isn’t all that terrible, while making money for charities. I’m sure Ollie North, etc., will be happy to coach him. Isn’t this something all Special Ops people go through during training?
How many of Keith’s dates did he talk into waterboarding him?
Memo to Keith Olbermann.
Keith...Keith. You are being a hypocrite.
IF YOU THINK IT IS ALWAYS IMMORAL to waterboard someone, why are you willing to have Hannity waterboarded?
It seems that you, too, are willing to recommend an immoral action when YOU think the ends justify it.
If the the interrogators gave money to charity each time they waterboarded someone, would that justify what they did?