Oh you mean those furry little creatures that i used to pick up as a kid and let crawl all over my hands? Those caterpillars?
In one of Chuck Norris' movies, his VietCong captor put a rat in a sack then put it over Chuck's head thinking it was going to eat Chuck's eyeballs out.
Well, did that VietCong guy get a surprise when he took back the sack. Chuck had killed the rat that was in the sack by biting its head off........
The released report states that 10,000 Americans have been waterboarded as part of their training. Let’s get that factoid out there to help stop the whining.
I would have used an alligator! A pig would work, but I wouldn’t want the pig to get hurt!
Some of the techniques that were authorized were pretty draconian. The one I’m most familiar with is the sleep deprivation for up to 10 hours. My employer has subjected me to this daily and it resulted in nightmares and has severely impacted my social life.