Posted on 04/14/2009 7:08:19 AM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
Personally, I am thankful to providence for bestowing Woody Harrelson, zombie fighter, unto this earth to defend us all from those wayward and dangerous zombie paparazzi. Why, we'd be overrun with the shuffling menaces were it not for the brave and selfless actions of Woody Harrelson, zombie fighter!
It is my pleasure to recount Captain Zombie Killer's latest epic struggle with the flesh eating, undead from last week. It seems that a zombie paparazzi was about to attack an entire airport full of innocent folks until Captain Zombie Killer stepped in to save us yet again.
Of course, there was a tiny misunderstanding this time. Unlike all those other times that he saved us from the zombie menace, this time the good Captain only ended up roughing up a photographer. I mean, come on. With all his experience at zombie-i-cide, it's easy to realize how he "quite understandably mistook" the photographer "for a zombie." Right?
Read the rest at Publiusforum.com...
I’m guessing he’s high most of the time.
Actually, I’m rooting for Woody on this one. Paparazzi reporters are just plain terrible people.
And how do we know the photographer wasn't really a zombie?
Woodie might have been right.
I smell a cover up..
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LOL!
Well, he is a Natural Born Killer you know!
AND his father was a convicted murderer. For reals, in real life, not a movie.
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