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To: 1believer

1. I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

2. The wolverines are eating my face.

3. We do not have any wolverines. Would you like a badger, instead?


3 posted on 04/12/2009 12:18:50 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks.)
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To: freedumb2003
1. My nipples explode with delight!

2. Please fondle my bum.

3. I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.

42 posted on 04/12/2009 1:45:46 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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To: freedumb2003

“1. I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

2. The wolverines are eating my face.

3. We do not have any wolverines. Would you like a badger, instead?”

I’m am laughing so hard I’m going to have a stroke.


235 posted on 05/01/2009 7:06:00 PM PDT by Raebie (~Never go down with a loaded gun~)
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To: freedumb2003

HEY!! FREE! How are you and Mrs. Freedumb!
(Welcome to the Undead Thread. Again!)


237 posted on 05/01/2009 7:10:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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