Posted on 04/11/2009 5:24:28 PM PDT by redhotright
An alternative source of news was needed so a Rogue Wizard broadcast was started.
We are just in time to listen in as Fred and George present their informative show...
"And now, George, it's time to end our little program."
"Yes, Fred, but before we do, there's one more thing to talk about."
"That's right! As all of you good Witches and Wizards know, the Wizarding community separated from the Muggles because the Muggles wanted to tax us too much."
"Right, Fred. In fact, one of the defining moments was the Pumpkin Juice Party when a group of Wizards threw many crates of Pumpkin Juice into the harbor to protest the new Pumpkin Juice Taxes being imposed by the Muggles."
"Now our own Wizengamot is trying to tax us too much again, so many people all over the place are going to be holding more Pumpkin Juice Parties."
"Find one near you and join in the revolution!"
Brilliant, as always! Please continue!
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