Jokes

[BHOworstpresidentever]

The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning and told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.

Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?"

This is especially enlightening since he obviously has no concept of a billion or a trillion, either.

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Historical Fact: Did you know that President Obama signed his stimulus package on the same desk where President Clinton got his package stimulated?

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Why I voted for Obama:

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because I believe freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the killing babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive & happy.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the government sees fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

[Fichori]

LOL! (Oooh, ouch)

[BobS]

That joke has reality. Last Monday, Obama had a meeting with PM Lula of Brazil after which Lula was scratching his head. Then on Tuesday, Obama met and completely screwed up a meeting with the Irish PM. That guy must have left scratching his ass.

[citizencon]

Very funny...and very true as well.

Thanks for posting.

[AUH2O Repub]

Oh come on! I heard this same joke about Bush 2 or 3 years ago - how about some original material?

[Two Kids' Dad]

Can you forwrd the “I voted liberal” jokes to a friend of mine in Phoenix? He’s a big lib and I couldn’t send it from my email address because he’d go off on an angry rant about republicans in all caps. Other than political stuff, he’s a good guy. kippjames17@yahoo.com

Thanks in advance. And I’ll understand if you say no.

[antidemoncrat]

With Bush it probably was a joke. With Obama I am not so sure.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks for the ping goes to The Spirit of Allegiance, and thanks for posting it goes to BHOworstpresidentever, who joined FR last month.

[TheConservativeParty]

The Obama/Clinton desk one is the best.