Basketball and soccer both suck -- though for different reasons.
There's only one great sport left here in North America:
And every now and then it's good for one of these . . .
Yeah, it's such a great sport that they have to allow the stupid fights or if would die overnight.
I can just hear the meeting now...
Hey Ollie, how about we start eliminating fighting from hockey like they do in every other sport in the free world?
Well Sven, because then no one would ever watch it.
Cue to the beer commercial scene with the guy getting tossed out of the window in his chair...