DUmmie FUnnies 03-12-09 (Long Winded Idiot Pitt Blows Ill Wind)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 12, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Ironically, just a couple of days before his Karl Rove indictment "scoop," Pitt was delivering a stern lecture to columnist Richard Cohen on the topic of journalistic ethics.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[SamKeck]

Top 5.

[mylife]

top ten

[NeoCaveman]

top 10

[steve-b]

Pitt was delivering a stern lecture to columnist Richard Cohen on the topic of journalistic ethics.

The only thing Pitt could contribute to a lesson on journalistic ethics is a personal appearance as the "before" exhibit.

[Arrowhead1952]

Top 10 - BTR

[GQuagmire]

Top 10. Now to read.(my favorite DUmmie subject.. Pitt stain)

[Incorrigible]

Pittiful Top 10!

[jennyjenny]

"I'd have told you, had you asked, because you are owed that much. But sadly, no. You threw me and Jason and truthout under the bus. Publicly, because you do not have the COURAGE to stand with someone who has stood with you. You couldn't even do it silently... This was a wheat-from-the-chaff moment, and you failed. You spend a good deal of time talking about standing strong, but you publicly f*cked one man who has stood stronger for you more than any other. Name for me please the New York Times and international best-selling book, translated into twelve languages, that thanks you and your site above anything else. First and foremost... There is one. Only one. Mine. Before my own mother, I thanked you."

hehehehehe. This is one of my favorites. It's funny.

Or something.

hehehehehe.

[Arrowhead1952]

One thing is certain: martial arts movie star Chuck Norris does not like President Obama. Not at all. Not one little bit. Norris dislikes Obama so much, in fact, that he discussed running for the office of president of Texas, which doesn't exist, as part of a larger move by him and a variety of other right-wing groups to overthrow the American government and return honor and decency to the country.

We'll do you one better DUmmie Pit.

Austin Powers
Mess with Texas? Sure. Divide it into five states.

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"Keep," wrote Robinson in closing, "your powder dry." Yeah, O.K., good thinking.

"It was at Lake Placid that the now-familiar chant of “U.S.A.! U.S.A.!” was born. . . .

U.S.A. is not part of DUmmie lingo.

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One assumes this forthcoming master race will enjoy minds of greater volume and depth than Mr. Beck's, because, well, people just can't get much dumber than this. It would be a profound waste of genetic material if we went out and created some master race that, like Messrs. Beck, Hannity and Robinson, was incapable of rational thought or speech. Just an idea.

["The stickier wicket, aw hell, let's be honest and call it the stickiest wicket, came when I posted the truthout story that Karl Rove had been indicted. Another thread in big block letters."]

. . . because, well, people just can't get much dumber than this. Hey pit, quit talking about your fellow DUmmies.

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The trend has been sucking in more and more high-profile members of the conservative community. Newt Gingrich was forced to jump up and down on Rush Limbaugh for saying he wants Obama to fail.

The trend had been sucking in more and more high-profile members of the DBM community, but nothing was ever reported to the American public. 61% of dims wanted Bush to fail.

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the right wing is imploding

the nutcase left wing is imploding

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I'm guessing cities like Austin will not accept a President Norris.

That is correct DUmmie. The Texas Republic won't accept the DUmmies in Austin. We will FORCIBLY ship the DUmmies in Texas back to LA, San Fran, Boston or where ever.

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Absolutely. They are the biggest threat to this country

Quit posting politically incorrect thoughts about Hussein, pig lousy and dingy hairy.

[Ditter]

Timothy McVeigh??? He thinks freepers could be molded into TMcV? What an idiot.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

[Condor51]

14?

[OldSmaj]

Name for me please the New York Times and international best-selling book, translated into twelve languages, that thanks you and your site above anything else.

WTH is he talking about?

Did this dumb ass write a book?

And who, out of the "12 languages" would give a rat's ass about arm-Pitt thanking an internet site for anything?

Is arm-Pitt as totally clueless as he appears to be in the mindless drivel that he spouts over at the DUmp?

Apparently, it is the only outlet he can find for his mindless rhetoric.

And if the damn fool had a best-selling internationally known book, then why is he still wearing faded-out t-shirts and ragged pants and hanging out in a dump like Bukowskis?

Does anybody take this dipshit seriously?

What a moron.

No wonder he thinks so much of Rama-lama-ding-dong Obama.

[franksolich]

Did this dumb ass write a book?

About six or seven years ago, and it was published by a vanity publisher. Someone did a count, and it turned out something like 84 of the words in the entire book were written by the Bostonian Drunkard; the rest of it by some now-disgraced weapons inspector.

This is long buried in the cemetery of recollections, but apparently the now-disgraced weapons inspector demanded, and got, the biggest cut of the profits, such as they were.

Is arm-Pitt as totally clueless as he appears to be in the mindless drivel that he spouts over at the DUmp?

The reason for my "oh my" above. I've been watching the Bostonian Drunkard for a very long time, and this appears to be his permanent descent into terminal alcoholism, no going back. The Bostonian Drunkard used to be merely delusional, but now it's obvious he's rabidly paranoid.

Does anybody take this dipshit seriously?

No.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"this forthcoming master race will enjoy minds of greater volume and depth than Mr. Beck's, because, well, people just can't get much dumber than this. It would be a profound waste of genetic material if we went out and created some master race race"

Yikes, Pitt agrees with the Germans of 1929!

[Condor51]

Unfortunately, it's not just hot air. It is dangerous, traitorous, inflammatory rhetoric.

Hey Willie, Hillary said, "Dissent is Patriotic". Is she a "Traitor"?

If this is the kind of crap that's making it onto the airwaves, just imagine what's being swapped in the bars & basements.

Oh Nooo! We can't have that now, can we? People talking to each other in 'bars and basements', That's down right SUBVERSIVE!

btw, I find it funny Wee Willie comes up with 'Bars and basements'. Personally I no longer drink and haven't been in a 'Bar' is yeeeeeears. And we don't have a Basement neither. But why didn't he come up with 'Kitchens', 'Dining Rooms', 'Breakfast', and/or 'around the Dinner table'? You know, Normal Family Stuff. I guess the Wee one is assuming all DUmmies are drunks like him and still live in mommy's basement.

an aside -- When I DID partake in the consuming of cocktails, the Pittster would have been floored by what was said about Klintoon and democrats in general in that 'Bar'. No kidding, but the entire clientèle were republicans - and 'gun nuts' too boot₍₁₎. There was 'one' democrat woman who used to come in, but she stopped as couldn't stand the Klintoon/Democrat bashing. And Willie would have likely been kicked out, there was strict dress code.

(1) Everyone was a Business Owner, Manager and/or Salesman. No one pulled in less than $70,000 (this was back in 2000). And a few of 'the guys' were Millionaires.

[GeronL]

DU is such a onederful place where all you need is an imagination and you are a hero. You better not have anything BUT an imagination though.

[rockrr]

"Call it idiocy, call it lunacy, but these f*ckers are dangerous. And most of their listeners could easily be molded into another Timothy McVeigh."

Well, of course you're an idiot Pitt-run, but in this case you're probably not too far off the mark. I am one dangerous MF'r and morons like you made me that way.

I also happen to be your neighbor, I shop in the same stores, and drink at the same bars. You can't differentiate me from one of your fellow mouth-breathers because I've worked hard over the years to blend in; to glide past without making a wake.

Please feel free to continue to bark your insults and disparagements. I'm sure it helps you to believe that you're a man. Just don't get too complacent. A funny thing about conservatives - we tend to be a fairly tolerant bunch. But when we reach the end of our patience or tolerance schmucks like you should make yourselves scarce because we are your worst nightmares.

You won't see me coming - I'm right behind you even now. And you're so arrogant that when it comes you'll probably be busy shooting off your mouth. I do guarantee that it will be swift, and it will be unpleasant, and it will be deserved.

Now then will pitt, what were you saying?